wild hair 39 Posted September 5, 2012 Share #1 Posted September 5, 2012 HYMN # 365 This is too funny - but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it. A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' Sermon complete, he sat down... The song leader stood very cautiously and announced With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.' Smile - life is too short not to!! If this brightened your day Don't let it stop here Pass it on with a smile Keep spreading the Cheer. See you at the river! Bring your own glass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greg_in_london Posted September 5, 2012 Share #2 Posted September 5, 2012 So - of those who read the last line out loud, who spoke it and who sang the words... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cecdoo Posted September 5, 2012 Share #3 Posted September 5, 2012 Welcome home lowell:thumbsup: Craig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dano Posted September 6, 2012 Share #4 Posted September 6, 2012 Welcome back Lowell, long time since I've seen ya! Hope you're doing OK out there! STILL laughing on your joke!!:rotf::rotf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redneck Posted September 6, 2012 Share #5 Posted September 6, 2012 It is alive! Lowell Great to see you still know how to peck on a puter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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