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My wife works at a local hospital. Told me this story friday. Man is in barber shop geting his hair cut. A beautiful girl comes in and he says " I could kill myself for you", pulls out a pistol, drops the clip and put the gun under his jaw and pulls the trigger. He forgot there was a round in the gun. Bullet went through his jaw into his head and through the barbers hand. He really impressed her!! Please if you attempt to impress anyone, TAKE THE ROUND OUT OF THE GUN!!!

 

tew47

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Has it ever occurred to any of you, that you may not have seen such a beauty such as this guy laid his eyes on? It has been said that beauty can make a man 'drunk' and do things he wouldn't do at other times and under normal circumstances. After being in the presence of such magnificant elegance, it may have been his only way to keep his sanity. I'm thinking that I might want to feast my eyes on such beauty, course, I don't carry no gun so would have to resort to measures more often used by the stronger gender.

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No, he won't try that again,the bullit killed him. must have been thinking about those 75 virgins he though he would have.

 

tew47

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No, he won't try that again,the bullit killed him. must have been thinking about those 75 virgins he though he would have.

 

tew47

 

Ok I misunderstood that one, I thought he lived :confused24: Better yet he thinned the gene pool :banana:

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