TEW47 Posted January 21, 2008 #1 Posted January 21, 2008 My wife works at a local hospital. Told me this story friday. Man is in barber shop geting his hair cut. A beautiful girl comes in and he says " I could kill myself for you", pulls out a pistol, drops the clip and put the gun under his jaw and pulls the trigger. He forgot there was a round in the gun. Bullet went through his jaw into his head and through the barbers hand. He really impressed her!! Please if you attempt to impress anyone, TAKE THE ROUND OUT OF THE GUN!!! tew47
Tartan Terror Posted January 21, 2008 #4 Posted January 21, 2008 Funny many men want to do that after years of marrige, Not to impress them when they meet them! LOL
mini-muffin Posted January 22, 2008 #5 Posted January 22, 2008 Hey Scottie aren't you still just engaged? I remember the proposal. Margaret
flb_78 Posted January 22, 2008 #6 Posted January 22, 2008 That damn evil gun. He shoulda had a little class and just cut his ear off and mailed it to her!! Works every time.
Bummer Posted January 22, 2008 #10 Posted January 22, 2008 Into his head, you say? He obviously didn't come close to anything important. Well, the barber's hand...
Marcarl Posted January 22, 2008 #11 Posted January 22, 2008 Has it ever occurred to any of you, that you may not have seen such a beauty such as this guy laid his eyes on? It has been said that beauty can make a man 'drunk' and do things he wouldn't do at other times and under normal circumstances. After being in the presence of such magnificant elegance, it may have been his only way to keep his sanity. I'm thinking that I might want to feast my eyes on such beauty, course, I don't carry no gun so would have to resort to measures more often used by the stronger gender. BS
Eugene Posted January 23, 2008 #12 Posted January 23, 2008 Ummm - lemme think - oh ya... Ya can't fix stupid!!!
TEW47 Posted January 23, 2008 Author #14 Posted January 23, 2008 No, he won't try that again,the bullit killed him. must have been thinking about those 75 virgins he though he would have. tew47
Squidley Posted January 23, 2008 #15 Posted January 23, 2008 No, he won't try that again,the bullit killed him. must have been thinking about those 75 virgins he though he would have. tew47 Ok I misunderstood that one, I thought he lived Better yet he thinned the gene pool
Freebird Posted January 23, 2008 #16 Posted January 23, 2008 Yea...but with our luck...he probably bred before this happened.
Bartley Posted January 23, 2008 #17 Posted January 23, 2008 Yea...but with our luck...he probably bred before this happened. But with his luck.....he probably shot blanks.:rotf:
Terry Richardson Posted January 23, 2008 #18 Posted January 23, 2008 yeah that will teach him to shoot off his mouth in the presence of a beautiful woman. :rotf:
Gentleman George Posted January 24, 2008 #19 Posted January 24, 2008 :backinmyday:I'm gonna withhold any judgement untill I see pictures of the girl....please..
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