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HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM

 

One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago

 

One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York

 

One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator:

Boston

 

One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator: California.

With gun in lap: L.A.

 

Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror:

Ohio, but driving in California.

 

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to

talk to someone in back seat: Italy

 

One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake,

mind on game: Seattle

 

One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet

being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a McDonalds bag

out the window: Texas

 

Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on

floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia

 

Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window level,

driving 35 on the interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida

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Knee on wheel, txting on iPhone, in fast lane going 55- St. Louis.

 

Wonder what my daughter was doing in St Louis and going so slow????

BOO

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