Trader Posted July 24, 2012 Share #1 Posted July 24, 2012 "NEW SENIOR PROGRAM.... New Medicare Program You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians. Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need! Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They’re all covered. As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now. And who will be paying for all of this? It’s the same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home. And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you are at it. Plus, and because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore. Is this a great country or what? " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyinfool Posted July 24, 2012 Share #2 Posted July 24, 2012 Only 4 bullets? Most guns hold at least 6......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar Posted July 24, 2012 Share #3 Posted July 24, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted July 24, 2012 Share #4 Posted July 24, 2012 Only 4 bullets? Most guns hold at least 6......... With extended mags this could be classed as National Aid.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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