Can't go back....

[wes0778]

There was a bit of confusion at the grocery store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to my congressman later this morning about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to seniors a little more clear.......

 

P.S. That was my favorite grocery store........ Alas

[Marcarl]

Ya, she was probably expecting something much different,,,, but then I don't look good naked anymore either.