Dear Freebird

[Yama Mama]

Welcome back friends of the silliest soap opera around, but heck it is free! AS THE WHEELS TURN!

As you may recall, when we last left our story, Bongobobny was being taken to the nearest airport by Sgt. Friday. Bongobobny says, thanks so much Sarge. Sgt. Friday says no problem man, I will always try to help my VentureRider friends. Well I want you to know that we appreciate all that you have done for us. As Bongbobny gets his ticket to return home he once again says goodbye to Sgt. Friday. As Bongobobny enters the plane, the stewardess directs him to his seat by the emergency exit of the plane. As he waits for the plane to get filled with it passengers, he notices some interesting people sitting up by the cockpit. There were two men dressed in Middle Eastern attire. Bongobobny thought to himself, I should not be worried about this. We all had to go through the pre- boarding procedures so he was sure they were okay. Well he hoped they were okay. Suddenly, a really large man sits next to him. Oh great Bongobobny says to himself. Now I will be cramped in here until I get home. The man turns to him to say hello. Oh good, Bongobobny says, he has bad breath too!

 

Back home at Mama's, Aussie Annie, Quickstep, and Moped were heading for the new Donut Hole shop that just opened in town. As they enter, the clerk says, how may I help Ya'll. Annie says, what is your best donut? The clerk looked through the baked goods and said, well in my opinion this one would be the best one. For some reason the clerk winked at Annie and smiled strangely at the same time. Annie said well we need five of those to go please. Mama thought donuts and a new bull whip too, all in the same day.

Oh Life is good! So they head back home to eat their special donuts with a big pot of coffee that Mama had made before they left. As they pull into the driveway they had to ride way, way, way off the road to get to Mama and Moped's. As they rode down the drive they noticed Marko talking on his cell phone. Mama wondered, if he does not know who he is, how could he call some one he probably does not remember. Come on in everybody, we got some special donuts and coffee. Annie can I practice more with my bull whip when we are done?

 

Becky received a call from Bongobobny before he took off in the plane to return home. Becky is so excited that she told Lt. Columba about it. Lt. Columba said oh Ms Becky mame that is wonderful news. I will go home now and wish you well. Oh by the way, where did you get that lovely entertainment center? My wife would love one of those. Did I tell you the story of when my wife......................... Becky knew she might as well sit back down because she has heard Lt. Columba's rambling stories before.

 

Mama, Annie, Quickstep, Moped and Marko sit down to enjoy their donuts and coffee.

As they were eating, they all started laughing. Well not just laughing but more like hysterical laughter. Even Marko could not control himself. Marko had tears rolling down his face he was laughing so hard. Now their stomachs all hurt not only from the laughing but also from the donuts. Marko says, those are the best donuts that I have ever eaten. They remind me of when my mother used to make them at home in Georgia. Mama stops laughing suddenly and says, Georgia?

 

Tune in tomorrow, when we will rejoin AS THE WHEELS TURN!

 

Will Mama figure out Marko has his memory back?

How long will everyone keep laughing?

What is going to happen on Bongobobny's plane with his new plane buddy!

How long will Lt. Columba take to finish his story?

 

Yama Mama:stickinouttounge:

 

Edited September 10, 2012 by Yama Mama

[mini-muffin]

Welcome to "As The World Turns" this tuesday morning Sept. 11.

When we left our story seems everyone is giddy from donut's and bongobob is finally on a plane. What is the destiny of this plane, we are about to find out.

As the plane takes off and heads into the big blue skies seems there is a bit of nervousness on the plane.

Meanwhile back on the ground everyone is happy. Almost everyone is stopping in at a donut hole and getting happy after the donuts. The CDC is coming to check this out. Nobody minds happy people but this seems like an epidemic. It would be the happiest of epidemics.

Meanwhile in the cockpit of the airplane the pilots have eaten some donuts they picked up on the way in. They are getting a bit happy. As a matter of fact they are getting very happy. They are having a hard time trying to fly while laughing. On the rest of the plane most of the passengers are getting a bit happy. Seems the airline brought in some donuts since they got a good deal on them from the donut hole donut shop. Bongobob is getting a bit nervous since everyone is happy and the plane in going up and down like a roller coaster.

In the tower they are trying to figure out why that plane is moving up and down. They call the pilots and the poor guys can hardley talk for laughing.

What will happen to our plane?

What will happen to poor Bongobob and will he ever get back home?

What's up with these donuts?

Will we find out what they put in them to make everyone so happy?

Tune in tomorrow and maybe we'll get to it on

AS THE WORLD TURNS

[Yama Mama]

Welcome to AS THE WHEELS TURN!

As you read yesterday, everybody is very happy everywhere the donut holes have been served. Now this seems innocent enough if you are on the ground, but really in a plane it is not so funny. Ask Bongobobny, as he is crunched up in his seat, squeezed against the big dude with bad breath. There is an announcement from the pilots!

Sorry folks, for the rough ride! We seem to have encountered a little turbulence! He is laughing as he says this. Please be calm (laughing). We will be just fine. Are there anymore donuts stewardesses............There is some bad weather that we are heading into folks. We apologize for the rough ride and we ask for your patience and more donuts if you have any (laughing hysterically) Bongobobny is not laughing, he is a bit concerned. Thank goodness he is seated at the emergency exit. Oh my, Bongobobny is thinking I just want to go home, please let me go home! The pilots still laughing do not realize they left the microphone on! What do you mean the fuel is low? Were headed where?

 

Meanwhile back at Mama's, Annie and Mama are laughing so hard they cannot stop. Even Moped, Quickstep and Marko are pretty much hysterical. Tears are flowing down their faces, as Mama says,

Marko dear, who was it you were talking to on your cell phone? You know I did not know you had a cell phone. Laughing Mama says if you still do not know who in the heck you are, how could you be using a cell phone? Laughing, I think you are holding something back from Mama. Fess up snookums, I ain't as dumb as you must think I am. Marko is still laughing; oh it was just a reminder to pay my cell phone bill. Mama says, ok so who are you? They had to have said your name. All the laughter stopped for the moment as Marko is suddenly caught in his own lies.

 

Meanwhile, back on the plane, the giggling pilots are still not aware that the microphone is on. We are going to have to land where?

 

My folks this is a predicament don't you think?

Tune in tomorrow for AS THE WHEELS TURN!

 

Will we find out where the plane is headed?

Who in the heck is Marko anyhow and will he be able to cover up his lies?

Will everyone eat more of the delicious donuts?

 

Yama Mama:stickinouttounge:

[Yama Mama]

Welcome to the late, late, late version of AS THE WHEELS TURN.

It seems one of our writer is on strike today.

 

As we rejoin Bongobobny on his plane ride home, we find the happy pilots are still laughing until they realize that they are low on fuel and have completely gone the wrong direction. It seems the plane is headed for of all places Ontario, Canada. Well it is not that far away from Western New York if you beg to differ. Any how, it is not going to the right airport. The pilots were still laughing until the tower called to see what was going on. The pilots let the tower know that they are low on fuel. The tower is searching for the closest safest place for the plane to land. Bongobobny is really worried now. But he is glad he is sitting by the emergency exit just in case their is a problem.

 

Yama Mama has confronted Marko about his memory which obviously has returned. Marko is still laughing very hard, so it is hard for him to lie real well under these conditions. Marko says he works for the FBI and he is undercover on a special case and he cannot tell them anything other than it is top secret. Mama says well good this is really exciting. What is your real name Marko, or can I still call you Marko? Marko thinks and decides his name is J.E. Humper. Now everyone is really laughing out of control.

 

Well that is it for now, everyone. Stop and buy some donuts before our next episode of AS THE WHEELS TURN!

 

Where will the plane land?

What is the secret mission J.E.Humper is on?

Will there be enough donuts left for the weekend?

 

YAMA MAMA

[Yama Mama]

T.G.I.F. Welcome readers and fans (if there are any left) to AS THE WHEELS TURN!

 

Well as you recall, Bongobobny is in a jam again. The pilots are eating Donut Hole Donuts and have really messed up Bongobobny's trip home to his beloved Becky. He is now headed to the Toronto Pearson International airport. He is not that far from home, but it is on the other side of the lake. The plane is descending as Bongobobny is belted in to his seat, praying that the landing will go well.

 

Back at Mama's, Mama, Annie, Quickstep, and Moped have just learned that Marko's real name is J.E. Humper, a FBI agent. Mama says, now I know you told us this is a top secret mission that you are on J.E., but you know you can trust us. Have a donut. Who would we tell? Who was there for you when you had no one?

Come on, come on, you know you want too. J.E. eats a donut and sits down for a minute to think.

 

Meanwhile back at the donut shop. Donut Hole is mixing up more of his delicious donuts. A little flour, some sugar, some yeast, and the top secret ingredient. Donut Hole says, hey Brucey can you open me up more of the secret ingredient? Brucey goes to look in the cupboard for the ingredient and discovers there is no other cans left. Donut Hole is upset. What do you mean there is no more cans.

I just ordered 10 cases last week. Yeah, DH but it has not come in yet. Oh no, what will DH do? How will he substitute the secret ingredient?

 

Back on the plane, Bongobobny is thinking. I have never been this nervous before a landing before. Why I would rather be riding on the Dragon with a blindfold on. (That is pretty bad folks) The pilots seem to have stopped laughing as they try to land the plane. The fuel is really low now. Will they make it?

 

(this is called a cliff hanger, all the great writers use this technique, now in my case, I am using it because I cannot think of how to end this as yet!) Tune in Monday Morning, to find out:

 

Will Bongobobny land safely?

Will Donut Hole, figure out a good substitute for his secret ingredient?

Will J.E.Humper aka Marko, spill the beans to Mama about his top secret mission?

 

Hey our group of writers (Mini and Me) wish you a happy safe weekend ! Watch out for the cages!

 

Yama Mama:stickinouttounge:

[mini-muffin]

Welcome to Monday morning's episode of "As The Wheel Turns"

When we left our poor Bongobobny he was on an ill fated plane trip. As the pilots try to land the plane they aren't going to quite make the tarmac. They are at the airport just gonna hit the grass first.

Meanwhile Mini and her group are sitting at the donut shop where everyone including Muffinman and Riderduke are laughing. Mini hadn't eaten any of the donuts. She decides they need to know what's going on so she takes a donut and hides it in her bag. She slips outside to make a call to the local lab.

Back on the plane Bongobobny is hoping to survive this landing so he can somehow get home. He's thinking I should have never gone undercover I'd still be home if I hadn't. Now the sudden landing comes. As they bounce around the plane nobody is laughing anymore. The plane bounces up to the tarmac and stops. Everyone looks around and realizes they are still alive. Suddenly everyone cheers and then are heading for the emergency exit. Thankfully everyone moves pretty fast and get off the plane. Bongo gets off too and is so happy to be back on the ground. Ambulances and firetrucks show up along with some buses for the passengers and crew. Bongobob realizes he's gonna need to find a phone so he can call Becky to let her know where he is and that he's safe.

Mini gets off the phone and heads to her truck. Thankfully Muffinman is on his bike so he won't be stranded. She has to be quick to get that donut to the lab so they know what it is that's making everyone so happy.

Tune in tomorrow to see if Bongobobny gets home before the end of this month on

AS THE WHEEL TURNS

[Yama Mama]

Good morning faithful reader of AS THE WHEELS TURN!

 

As we join our story today, Bongobobny has just gotten off the ill fated plane ride which has landed him in Ontario. Now he must find someone who will let him borrow their phone just to let Becky know he has landed. But who could he ask. He scans the crowded airport searching for a friendly face of someone he could ask.

 

Back at Mama's, she is still trying to get J.E. Humper (aka Marko) to fess up about the top secret mission he is on. Problem is J.E. is still affected by the donuts and cannot quite organize his thoughts enough to speak. Finally, J.E. says Motorcycle group secrets. Yama Mama is really curious what he is talking about now. What group? What secrets?

 

Back in Oberlin, Freebird and Eileen are missing their special donuts. Eileen puts a new box of wine in the refrigerator and says to Freebird. I am going to make up my own donuts! How hard can it be? Freebird thinks this is a good idea and beside he always gets excited when Eileen gets flour all over her when she bakes. Lets see I need flour, sugar, yeast, and water. There must be something else in those donuts that I am not aware of. What could it be?

 

Meanwhile, the head of the Venturers is trying to make contact with J.E. Humper. He wonders why he has not heard from him lately. He also so wonders if J.E. has found out what the secrets of the VentureRiders group are? He needs to know why the VR group is so much better than the Venturers and why every is switching over to the VR group? What could it be?

 

Bongobobny is still scanning the airport for someone he could ask to borrow a phone. As he looks around and he cannot believe his eyes. He sees a man who looks like Saddlebum. He walks over to look closer. He thinks he is pretty sure it is Saddlebum. He yells, HEY BEN!

 

Please join us tomorrow when we return to AS THE WHEELS TURN!

 

Is that really Saddlebum in the airport?

Will Bongobobny finally get home?

Will Eileen ever get her donuts made?

How about Donut Hole, where are his secret ingredients for his really good donuts?

 

All this and more tomorrow!

Yama Mama:stickinouttounge:

[mini-muffin]

Good Wed morning on As The Wheel Turns

Mini is on her way to the lab (which must be new to the area). As she nears the building she notices she's being followed, but by who. She parks the truck jumps out and heads into the building before the person following her can get parked.

Meanwhile Muffinman notices that Mini is missing. He ask's Riderduke if he knows where she went. He doesn't know he didn't see her leave. Of course they were too busy laughing at the time. Muffin gets his phone out to see if she sent any messages to him. He has a text from her saying she headed to a lab with a donut. That's strange.

Back at the lab she hands over the donut and is told thanks they'll get right on that. She wants to know when they will be getting on that since the donut hole shop is all over the country. We'll call you she's told by the receptionist. Now she heads out and see's the person that was following her has parked not far from her truck. She can't see in the windows are tinted pretty dark. She jumps in her truck sends a quick text to Muffin saying she's being followed and heads out of the parking lot. The person following comes on up behind her. Mini of course can drive this truck just like her Mustang so no problem getting away from this freak.

As Bongobob yells Hey Ben the person he thinks is saddlebum looks at him and walks away. Does this mean it isn't him or he hasn't heard Bob yell or recognize him?

Tune in tomorrow to find out what will happen and how poor Bongo gets home if ever.....

On As The Wheel Turns......

[bongobobny]

To our readers, here is an add on to today's story...

 

As Bongo Bob watches the person he thought was Saddlebum walk away, he sees him stop to talk to another person. In the distance he sees it is another familiar looking person. Could it be?? Why, yes, it looks like Evan!! As he starts to walk over to the two people he is inturupted by a stranger asking him where did he get those cool looking sun glasses?? Are they Oakleys?? Trying to be polite he answers the strangers questions. He notices the stranger's hand is in his jacket pocket and it appears to be something else in his pocket as well. He looks over to the two familiar looking people and notices some other people have joined them. One looks like Father Time, and another, a female, OMG!! it looks like...

 

What is in the stranger's pocket??

OMG who is the female??

Is Bongo really wearing Oakleys??

 

Stay tuned for further answers as soon as the writers can think of answers to these and other questuions on "As The Wheels Turn" (que organ music)

[Yama Mama]

Good morning everyone it is time for another episode of AS THE WHEELS TURN.

 

Back at Mama's, Annie, Quickstep and Moped decide it is time to go on a little ride. It is a beautiful morning and the weather forecast is good for the entire day. Mama decides she will bring her bull whip along just in case she has an opportunity to practice. Moped says, where should we ride too? Annie says, well I think some donuts are in order first before we start out don't you? Okay we can stop at the donut shop first, get some coffee and start our ride to who knows where? Annie gets on her beautiful HD trike, Quickstep gets on his bike and Mama and Moped get on theirs and head out for the donut shop. J.E. Humper is left at home alone, but that is okay with him because he needs to call his boss and tell him of the goings on with the VentureRiders. He has a lot to tell too.

 

Back at Oberlin, Ohio Eileen is working on her batch of homemade donuts. She is getting the oil ready to fry the donuts while Freebird makes some coffee. You know Eileen if these come out good, we could have these for the Maintenance Day this coming year. Eileen says nothing, thinking ok good another job I have for Maintenance Day. Good idea dear Eileen says, thinking how will I be able to do that.

 

J.E. Humper is poking in the numbers on his cell to reach his boss from the Venturers Group. Hey it's me, J.E.! I have learned a lot about this group. Freebird is the head honcho of the group. There are members all over the world. They are friendly, caring, and a truly fun group who love to eat, and ride together. They have a really big event at Freebird's home every year called Maintenance Day. People come from all over the country to attend. There are rallies all through the year and meet and eats too. They help each other out when a member is in need, and go to all kinds of trouble to help eachother out. The leader of the Venturers says, your kidding right. You are making this all up right?

Members from Australia and Iceland have traveled to the USA to attend the Maintenance Day in Oberlin, Ohio. Okay I have heard enough. We need to come up with a plan to cause Freebird to cancel the MD. J.E. you are going to help me. We need a really good plan. If we can cause them to cancel Maintenance Day then that would start the decline of the whole VentureRider organization. But what can we do?

 

How will J.E. Humper plan to have Freebird cancel Maintenance Day?

Where are Annie, Quickstep, Mama and Moped going to ride to?

Will Donut Hole have his famous donuts ready when they get there?

 

All this and much more when the next episode of AS THE WHEELS TURN returns tomorrow.

 

Yama Mama:stickinouttounge:

 

 

 

[mini-muffin]

Good Friday Morning As The World Turns readers!

 

So lets jump right in....

 

In Oberlin Eileen's donuts are done and she and Freebird are tasting them. Well they are good, but they don't seem to have the same effect as the ones from the donut shop. Eileen agrees with Freebird. I have no idea what that secret ingredient could be.

 

Meanwhile Mini is outrunning the person who is following her. She makes a few strategic turns and comes out behind her persuer who is now the persued.

 

Muffinman and Riderduke are trying to find Mini by tracking where she could have gone after leaving the lab.

 

[We'll leave bongobob's story to our part time writer. unless he decides to leave Bob hanging.] Disclaimer the writers promise not leave any hanging chads or Bob's.

 

At the lab the secretary brings in the donut. Ah is that the donut? Yes sir she just dropped it off. Great now we can figure out what the ingredient is and maybe start using it in our own baked goods. Did you say anything to the lady that dropped it off? No sir just that we'd let her know what we find out. Good no need letting anyone else know about our plans. Now off to the lab did you lock the front up? Yes sir. Good you'll assist me in the back.

 

What is in the donuts?

Who are these people at the lab?

What do they plan to do with the information they get?

Who is it that's now being followed by Mini?

Will Riderduke and Muffinman find her?

What will Freebird and Eileen do with all the donuts she made?

Will Marco continue to help his contact or just join the Ventureriders?

Will Bongo get home or have we left him in the hands of a crazed writer?

(hehehehehe)

 

Tune in Monday to see where all this ends up or not on

 

AS THE WHEEL TURNS

 

Have a great and safe weekend.

[Yama Mama]

Good Monday Morning Everyone! Welcome back to As The Wheels Turn!

When we left our group from Mama's, they were headed to the donut shop in town before they go on a little ride since it is such a beautiful Fall Morning in Southwestern Ohio. As they enter the Donut Shop they can hear Donut Hole in the back kitchen raising holy you know what about something missing in his recipe. Don't you idiots understand that I cannot make my donuts without that. How will I sell any donuts today you crazy goofballs. As Annie enters, she waits at the counter for someone to come to wait on her. Hello anybody here today? Donut Hole comes out himself, and asks what he can get Annie. Hey there Annie says, my friends and I would love some of your special donuts. We will take 3 dozen, please! Donut Hole just stares at Annie. Annie says is there a problem my friend?

 

J.E. Humper and his boss are trying to come up with a plan to cancel Maintenance Day. They figure this will cause the VentureRiders a big disappointment that could hurt the group. J.E. says this is not going to be easy to do. Freebird's Maintenance Day gets bigger every year. People come from as far away as Washington State to be there. I hear it is really a big event. That does not matter to me says the boss, we need an evil devious plan that will cause him to cancel it. Just think how made all those losers will be. Now what can we think of? I know people come to Freebird's to do maintenance on their Ventures. The Boss thinks what can we do. How about we take Freebirds tools. Then people cannot do their maintenance! J.E. says that is a good idea, but I hear he has a lot of tools on hand. How could we get them all and it would have to be right before the event is planned. The boss thinks, and thinks.

 

All of a sudden, Yama Mama's cellphone rings. Wow it is MiniMuffin.

Mama answers the phone to see what Mini is up too.

 

What plan will J.E. come up with?

Will Annie get her special donuts before the ride?

 

Please join us tomorrow for the continuing soap opera with out a real good plot, but we keep on doing it anyway........AS THE WHEELS TURN!

 

[bongobobny]

Good Morning readers, here's a special additional edition of our continuing saga. We bring you a special report from the Toronto International Airport!

 

When we last left Bongo Bob he was approached by a stranger while attempting to catch up with what appears to be a reunion of Ventureriders. The stranger appears to have a gun or sometrhing in his pocket. The stranger speaks to Bongo and says "Hey Stephano, wassa matter you, you no recognise your buddy Salvatore??" Thinking fast, Bongo states "No, Sal, sorry, itsa gotta be these sunglasses I gotta wear to avoid beeing seen. I also gots a sore throat, you better keep your distance Pizonne."

 

So Sal explains to Bongo that he's glad to run into him as he has an important shipment for him and that he was heading down to see him and that's why he was at the airport. What is it asks Bongo. It's a shipment of some special ingredient for a new client we picked up. Something to do inthe baking business, I'm not sure. Glancing over he notices Saddlebum, Marcarl, and OMG who he hasn't seen in several years are walking away...

 

What is the secret ingredient?

What could Bongo ever do with it when Sal gives it to him?

Why is OMG at the airport without Mother?

Is she heading to Newfoundland??

 

Stay tuned for another special episode whenever I feel like it or our other writers pick up the story on As The Wheels Turn!!!

[mini-muffin]

Good Tuesday Morning on As The Wheel Turns

First a big shout out to our roaming writer for a great twist to bongobob's story line. Now back to the story.

Mini call's Mama and tells her she got a donut to the lab and wanted to know if they had eaten any that had a strange effect. Mama say's why yes we have. She also tells Mini that Annie and Allan are here from Oz for a visit. She also tells Mini how excited she is about learning to use the bull whip Annie brought her. Oh and she tells Mini about Marco aka J.E. Wow keep an eye on him Mama never know what he may really be up to. I wouldn't leave him alone at your house either. Just in case he isn't telling the whole truth still.

Back at the lab............We found it...............I think? That can't be right. Are you sure this donut is from the donut hole? That's what the lady said that dropped it off. Well get in touch with her. Ummmmm I can't. Why not? I didn't write down her information. Well I'm guessing she'll call back when we don't call her. Maybe you should head to the donut hole shop and get a donut for me since you didn't get the info to start with.

Bongobob is now trying to figure out what he's going to do. He's trying to work it out in his head how to get away from Sal. He should have tossed these sunglasses and this would have never happened.

Meanwhile the folks at the CDC have gotten wind on these donuts making everyone happy. They've determined they must have some sort of drugs in them to create this sort of reaction. They'll have to get ahold of these donuts to find out

Tune in tomorrow folks to find out what Bongobob decides to do.

Will he go with Sal?

Will he figure out how to get away from Sal and go home to Becky?

Will Mama use her bull whip on J.E?

Will J.E do whatever his boss says to disrupt MD?

Will J.E decide he likes Mama and Moped too much to hurt them?

Only time will tell.

So tune in tomorrow (dang more organ music) for

AS THE WHEEL TURNS

[Yama Mama]

Gee, How can it be Wednesday already? But it IS! Welcome back for the next adventure of AS THE WHEELS TURN!

 

As we left Annie and the gang, they were waiting for the donuts to make their ride more fun. However, Annie learns that the donuts will not be exactly the same, since that one secret ingredient is missing. Donut Hole apologizes to Annie but suddenly from the back room his assistant says. Hey boss I found something, come back here. There it was all along sitting under another box. Donut Hole says if you can have a free coffee for me, the donuts will be ready in a few minutes. Annie tells the others and they sit down for their free coffees.

 

Back with J.E. Humper and his boss from the Venturers, J.E. has a plan. He will go to Oberlin a few days before the Maintenance Day is scheduled. His plan will be to take Freebird's tools and hide them so that the MD will have to be canceled. He is going to rent out the guest house. While he is staying there, he will take one tool at a time. He plans to bring a big pull behind trailer. No one will even suspect where the tools have gone. His boss likes the plan and tells J.E. thanks.

J.E. needs to get Freebird's phone number to make the arrangements.

 

Back at the Donut Shop, Donut Hole brings out his freshly made donuts to Annie, Mama, Moped and Quickstep. They are all swooning over just the fragrance of the delicious donuts. As they are eating the delightful treats, it happens again. They all start acting silly, and laughing until tears are rolling down their faces. Suddenly, the shop door opens with a big crash. Oh my gosh it is the police! Now what will happen to our happy biker group?

 

Tune in tomorrow, for AS THE WHEELS TURN!

What will happen to Bongobobny and Mini in the next episodes?

 

Will Mama finally get to be frisked and wear real handcuffs?

We will have to see!

 

Yama Mama:stickinouttounge:

Edited September 26, 2012 by Yama Mama

[mini-muffin]

Welcome to the late edition of As The Wheel Turns this thursday

Mini has lost her tail and she's a bit concerned about who it was and why they were following her. Suddenly she see's Muffinman with Riderduke and TC is with them. They all jump off their bikes and Mini gets out of her truck. She tells them about the person that followed her and leaving a donut at the lab. They tell her that after they left the donut hole shop seems the place was surrounded by cops. They all agree they have had enough adventures working with the police. So they all head off for something to eat that isn't a donut.

Meanwhile Mama and the gang are now being told not to move and leave their donuts on the table. Mama is all excited and yells frisk me first please. So one of the cops obliges and frisks Mama, and it appears he's pretty good at this. Mama is still a bit giggly from the donuts as are almost all of the other customers. Behind the counter the cops seem to have the staff hand cuffed. Just then Mama remembers she wants to be handcuffed too. The same cop does this figuring this has something to do with the reaction to the donuts. What he can't know is that is has nothing to do with the donuts and everything to do with Mama wanting to be frisked and handcuffed.

Still up in Canada is our adventerous friend Bongobobny. Still trying to figure out how to get out of what he seems to have gotten himself into.

Are all the donut hole shops being raided?

Will the cops find the special ingreident?

Will Mama get to take the handcuffs home?

How will Moped feel about that?

Can Mama get any of the other cops to frisk her?

Are Freebird and Eileen drinking wine still?

These and other questions will be answered sometime in your lifetime

We think on

AS THE WHEEL TURNS

[bongobobny]

Good Morning faithful readers! Welcome to the Friday edition of "As The Wheels Turn" sponsered by (***Site Hacked by radical Muslims***).

 

When we last left Bongo Bob he was mistaken for the infamous Stefano by a stranger Sal who had a shipment of a mystereous drug to be delivered to Stefano in the States. Bongo was not sure just exactly what to do in this situation. Should he risk going to Jail and keep his cover and try to smuggle the drug across the border, or should he reveal his true identity and risk being murdered?? Not wanting to leave his beloved Becky a widow quite yet, he chose to go along with the charade.

 

Where is this shipment Sal?? It's over in one of the lockers, Sal replied. Follow me. As they head towards the storage lockers there seems to be a bit of a commotion at the lockers. Bongo spots, of all people, Dogman in his work uniform! Great!! He can tip off the authorities and this may lead to an even bigger bust and get the whole gang behind bars and away from the Ventureriders once and for all!! Now how to get Dogman's attention without getting Salvatore suspicious??

 

As they get closer they see what the commotion is about! It seems as Dogman's dog is acting very strangely! The dog actually seems to be rolling on the floor and laughing hysterically, or at least making barking sounds that sound like hysterical laughter! Bongo gets an idea. He approches Dogman and winks and making a secret gesture he asks, "Officer, what is wrong with your dog??"

 

Will Dogman recognise Bongo Bob in disguise?

Will he understand the wink and gesture or will he think he is being propositioned by some gay guy?

Will the dog laugh so hard it will pee??

Will we ever run out of ideas to keep this story going??

 

Keep tuned next week for the continuing pointless saga of "As The Wheels Turn!!!"

[Yama Mama]

Welcome to Monday's edition of the world famous soap opera, AS THE WHEELS TURN! Brought to you today by Sudsy Buddy, the Best SOAP ON A ROPE made. Not sold in areas where it is illegal to bathe!

 

As we once again join our heroines, Annie and Yama Mama and their husbands, Quickstep and Moped, they have all been frisked by the Police in the donut shop.

Mama is especially happy, because she was frisked and handcuffed by a really cute officer. She thinks maybe if I offer him a donut he will frisk me again. Hey Officer, would you like to try a donut. They are simply the best, and the coffee was free today. The Officer says do not mind if I do. So, as the story goes, the officer tastes a donut. He says, hey Mama these are really good. Coffee is good too. He says, hey guys try one of these donuts! So all three of the Policemen eat a special donut and the free coffee. Now they are all laughing too. Mama says, come on boys take off the handcuffs but you can still frisk me. You never know I could be dangerous. The Officer just keeps laughing.

Now everyone in the Donut shop is hysterical when all of a sudden the door opens.

In walks, three motorcycle gang members. They look mean, and meaner. All of sudden, the whole shop gets quiet. The motorcycle guys go up to the counter and order some special donuts and coffee. They sit down. The place is still quiet. The Police are just watching them. They eat their donuts too. One of them says, Wow these ain't too bad! Now everybody is laughing again. Annie says, you know if we are going to go on a ride today, we had better get a move on. The day is going to be over. Where do you all want to ride to? Let's think. The motorcycle gang is laughing more now.

I know let's think of a place we would like to have lunch and we can go there. Pizza sounds good to me.

What is going to happen next?

 

Tune into tomorrow, for the further adventures of AS THE WHEELS TURN!

Where will Annie and Mama ride too?

Will the Motorcycle gang people follow them?

Will the Police officer frisk Mama again just for old times?

 

Yama Mama:stickinouttounge:

[mini-muffin]

Good Tuesday Morning on AS THE WHEEL TURNS

Mini and her little group are eating at a Greek restaurant that doesn't have donuts or cops. Mini gets a phone call and she checks to see who it is. It's the lab so she answers it to see what they found. She's informed that the donut doesn't have anything in it that would make folks happy. Must have been one they didn't put stuff in. Mini say's thanks and tells her group that the donut at the lab was a bust. They decide after they eat to take a nice ride Mini say's lets drop off the truck and I'll go too.

Meanwhile up in Canada Bongobob is still in the middle of a very strange experience.

Mama and her gang are going on a ride to eat Pizza with no donuts.

Back in Oberlin Freebird and Eileen have decided to take a weekend trip just the two of them on the bike. They need to get away after all the crazy stuff that has happened. They decide to head up into Canada it's not really that far and spend the weekend just relaxing. Eileen tells Freebird that maybe a nice cabin on the water would be good, he agrees. So they head for a nice cabin on the water. Or wherever they end up at this point they didn't exactly plan out this trip.

So tune in tomorrow when maybe we'll find out what has happened to Bongobob

Will Freebird and Eileen find a nice place to relax?

They can't possibly run into any trouble could they?

Will Mama and her gang enjoy the pizza?

Will Mini and her gang take a nice ride?

What the heck is in them donuts anyway?

These and other nonsensicle questions and answers on tomorrow's episode of

AS THE WHEEL TURNS

Brought to you by donut holes you can't eat just one

[bongobobny]

Good Morning faithful readers (both of you!) and welcome to today's episode of As The Wheels Turn brought to you today by the new energy drink Seafoam, it's not just for engines anymore!

 

When we last left Bongo Bob, he was in quite the quandry trying to figure out his next move in a difficult situation. Shoiuld he face possible imprisonment or possible death?? Decisions, decisions!

 

As the crowd watched in utter disbelief at the site of a police dog acting in such a peculiar way, Bongo decided to take advantage of the situation and said to Sal, "I will distract the policeman while you fetch the contents of the locker. Watch this!" "Hey, aren't you a member of the British rock group The WHO?" he says loudly. You look like that bass player. Everybody immediately looks at Dogman who imediately recognizes the only person to ever notice the vague resemblence. Before Dogman can say a word Bongo gives him the "shhhhh" sign and comes closer. I want your autograph!! Several people immediately begin searching for a piece of paper and flock to the two who are now next to each other.

 

Dogman, how would you like to set yourself up for a big promotion? I think we can top the French Connection with a big drug bust! Help me get across the border with a large shipment of some new king of drug and we can follow it to it's destination and set up an international sting with survelance operations! Sure thing Bongo, Chubby Checker lives close by, and he can give you a lift down to Evan's place where we can arrange for a speed boat to pick you up on the water front. OK says Bongo, I know just the place where we can dock in the states close to another Venturerider who lives on the lake near Rochester. He can call Big Tom who can get us cooperation with the local authorities and start the stateside efforts.

 

Will Sal be unnoticed as he empties the storage locker?

Will Dogman sign autographs?

Is Evan home or at his cottage?

Is anybody actually reading this stuff??

 

Stay tuned for tomorrow's installment of As The Wheels Turn where we will hear Yama Mama scream "Yes, Yes!! Search me again and again!!!"

[Yama Mama]

It's..................................Thursday's AS THE WHEELS TURN! Brought to you today by Playtex Bras, remember DO YOU WANT TO "PLAY TEX"! You need our support!

 

Back to our group of motorcyclists, as they get back on the road. Annie has suggested a nice Fall ride to get pizza. As they leave the Donut Shop, the police and the motorcycle gang are all still laughing. Annie says, it is a good time to leave, as she still feels the effects of the donuts too. As they get on their bikes, they head west. They figure they will be able to see the Pizza joint somewhere along the way. Of course, the motorcycle gang who is still feeling pretty good, is thinking that they really like this VentureRider group, let's follow them and see where they are headed too. The police see that everyone is leaving, so they think let's follow everyone, it looks like another good time will soon be happening!

After riding for a few hours, everyone has to stop for gas. They see a gas station up a head, and decide to get their gas there.

 

Back behind the motorcycle gang, has had to stop to get gas way before the VentureRiders. They hurry to get back on their bikes so they do not lose the VentureRider group.

 

The police are not far behind. They have to be careful that they do not go too far out of their district.

 

Annie asks the people at the gas station where is their a good pizza restaurant. Everyone mentions Pizano's up the road about 50 miles or so. So the VentureRiders head that way. Little did they know that the motorcycle gang and the police were behind them.

 

Annie says let's be on our way guys. The day is going quickly, and that pizza sounds really good. Mama is still thinking about gettin frisked and handcuffed. She thinks, how could this day get much better?

 

What will happen when everyone winds up at Pizano's Pizza?

Will Guido be there? Tune in tomorrow for Mini's edition of AS THE WORLD TURNS!

 

YAMA MAMA:stickinouttounge:

 

 

 

Edited October 4, 2012 by Yama Mama

[mini-muffin]

Good Friday Morning our great readers of AS THE WHEEL TURNS

 

Mini and her group are headed t o eat as well. Mini would like anything but donuts. It's just too scary watching that many people laugh at nothing. Muffin say's I heard of a new place serves Italian food as well as Pizza and subs. He can't remember the name but they all head off for some good food.

 

Meanwhile back at the donut shop the place is being shut down and all the employee's and owner are arrested. Wow gonna be a busy time at the jail.

 

As the Muffins, Riderduke and TC head to the new place to eat Muffin say's to Mini I think that's the place over there. Mini looks sure enough it's a new restaurant alright. Mini ask's Muffin didn't we pass this way last week? If so that really is a very new place.

 

Everyone heads in to get a seat and the waitress gives them a menu, then she goes through her routine. We have an all you can eat buffet for $8 including a drink depending on what you get to drink depends on if you have unlimited refills or just one. Mini realizes the name on the menu looks very very familiar. Ok Muffin looks over at the buffet and it looks like some pretty good stuff not just pizza so he says he'll have the buffet with pepsi. Mini says I'll have the buffet as well with sweet tea. TC and Riderduke decide to go with the buffet as well with ice water. So off to get some food which looks really good, and smells great. Oh look garlic rolls! Just then in come some of the cops from the donut bust. Mini recognizes one and asks about the donut shop arrests. She's told they can't really talk much about it. Mini understands and wants to know if they got any of the donuts to a lab to find out what it is that makes people so darn giggly. They tell her the lab is at the shop now going though everything.

 

So will we find out anything about the donuts?

Will we know what's in them or will it remain a mystery?

Will everyone enjoy the food?

Will Mama get frisked again?

Will she get Moped to do it?

Are Annie and Quickstep enjoying this trip?

Will Bongobob ever get home?

Will Becky even remember him?

Will he be arrested in Canada?

These and other questions remain to be answered, But will they.

 

on our next episode of

AS THE WHEEL TURNS

 

Brought to you all next week by Huggies when there's nowhere to go Huggies will get the job done.

[bongobobny]

Good Morning faithful readers and welcome to this week's installment of the continuing saga of AS THE WHEELS TURN brought to you by Huggies, because you never know when you need a Hug!

 

When we last left Bongo Bob hje and Dogman were formulatring a plan to follow the strange drug to it's destination. Dogman suggests that Bongo has Salvatore bring the drugs to the waterfront area of Toronto to Evan's place. Why is that asks Bongo. Dogman replies that way we can follow Sal and see if he has any contact with anyone, and it gives me time to set up everything. Now quick, get away from me before he gets suspicious!

 

Bongo AKA Stephano goes back to Sal who is now away from the lockers. Did you get the stuff?? Yeah I did, he answers. Great! Here's what I want you to do. Here's the address of one of my "Business" associates here in the city. Meet me tomorrow there with the goods while I make arangements to smuggle it into the states. Now scram before the cop over there gets suspicious!

 

Just as Sal is out of sight Bongo feels a hand on his shoulder! He turns and see's it's...

 

Who is the person who touched Bongo??

Will Sal ever find the address he is supposed to go to?

Will Dogman get a promoti9n out of this?

Will anyone stop at a "Timmies" for a coffee??

 

Stay tuned for possible answers to these and many other questions on (que organ music, eh??) AS THE WHEELS TURN!!!

[Yama Mama]

Good Morning to all my As The Wheels Turns peeps!

 

As we left our group of riders, Annie, Yama Mama, Quickstep and Moped, they were heading on a nice Fall ride in the country and then they plan to stop to get some pizza. The weather is perfect, the bikes are running perfectly, and they are all thinking,"what a wonderful day it is!" After riding a few hours, they all stop to get gas, and decide they are all getting pretty hungry for some pizza. They ask people at the gas station if there is a pizza place close by. Someone tells them it is just up the road a head. So they get back on their bikes and head out. Pretty soon they see a sign that says, Guido's Got Da Pizza. They all pull up and park their bikes. Mama says, hey you all do not suppose this is the Guido we all know? They all decide how could that be the same Guido, so they go in. A waitress comes over to get their order. She says so what cha all want?

Quickstep says, we want an extra large with everything!

The waitress says, okay so that is an extra large with everything? Do you want any thing special on the pizza? She winks when she says this. Quickstep says, okay we will take everything on it and winks back. Little did he know what that meant. Oh and we will take some Cokes to drink too.

As they sit there chatting away, they hear the sounds of other motorcycles stopping outside the restaurant.

 

Yes, folks this will be continued. Until next time, when we ask those immortal questions,

Who's bikes are those outside of Guido's?

What is the special extra on their pizza?

 

Tune in tomorrow for the continually entertaining and absolutely free version of AS THE WHEELS TURN!

 

Yama Mama:stickinouttounge:

[mini-muffin]

Good Wednesday Morning on AS THE WHEEL TURNS

Back at the restaurant with Mini and her group she realizes why the name sounds familiar it's the last name Pizzanos, only difference is the first name is Stephano. Oh well the foods great. Mini, Muffin, Riderduke & TC are enjoying themselves. Suddenly the cops that came in get some sort of call and rush out. Mini say's "wonder what that's all about".

The cops head back to the donut hole because as the cops had left suddenly the place explodes. The fire it pretty big and nobody can figure out why.

As Mini and the group finish up eating a waitress turns on the tv and they all find out what the cops ran out for. The news is showing the donut hole up in flames. Wow Mini says check that out. They can't believe that's the place they were at earlier. Wonder what happend to cause that fire TC says. Guess we would hear as soon as the fire marshall figures it out Riderduke says. Muffin say's it's time for a ride now that we've eaten. So they pay the bill and head out on the bikes. Stephano looks out and see's them leaving and calls someone and says' yeah they justa left.

Who did the real Stephano call?

Why does anyone care that muffins group left?

Will the cops find out why the donut hole blew up?

Will they discover what's in the donuts?

Will Bongobob aka Stephano get out of Canada and help capture the bad guys yet again?

Will Mama and her group enjoy their meal and end up in trouble again with the Pizzano's?

Only time will tell

so tune in not tune out on the next episode of

AS THE WHEEL TURNS