retirement fun

[Trader]

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their

days interesting.

 

Well, for example, the other day, my wife and I went into town and

visited a shop.

 

When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

 

We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, how about giving a senior

citizen a break?'

 

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket

I called him an jerk. He glared at me and started writing another

ticket for having worn-out tires.

 

So my wife called him a moron.

 

He finished the second ticket and put on the windshield with the first.

 

Then he started writing more tickets.

 

This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

 

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.

 

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's

important at our age.

[Redneck]

[Dano]

:sign yeah that:

[Marcarl]

Funny thing about that story,,, is that it sounds just like you two..... what town were you in?

[Trader]

We were in Brantford....just as we were boarding the bus the cop asked our name and I told him "Marca and Carl".

 

Hey! What are friends for!

 

I know you are lonely so you may be getting someone knocking on your door real soon!

[wes0778]

:cool10: