Once upon a Time

[Eagle77]

Once upon a time, dailyray > 05/05 15:04:25

 

 

a Handsome Prince asked a Beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"

 

The Princess said, "No!!!"

 

And the Handsome Prince lived happily ever after,

and rode motorcycles,

and hunted and fished,

and raced cars.

 

He went to bars,

and dated women half his age,

and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan,

and never heard *****ing,

and never paid child support or alimony

 

 

He kept his castle and guns,

and ate spam and potato chips and beans whenever he wanted,

and blew enormous farts,

and never got cheated on while he was at work.

 

All his friends and family thought he was frickin' cool

and he had tons of money in the bank,

and left the toilet seat up all the time.

 

And he lived, of course, very happily ever after.

 

THE END.

 

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[playboy]

The moral don't marry a princess.