ragtop69gs Posted September 10, 2012 #201 Posted September 10, 2012 With Zircon encrusted tweezers included in the tool kit so you can.....
PBJ Posted September 10, 2012 #202 Posted September 10, 2012 pull the bugs from your teeth from smiling so much.
bongobobny Posted September 10, 2012 #203 Posted September 10, 2012 If you leave the bugs in too long they will...
Yama Mama Posted September 10, 2012 #204 Posted September 10, 2012 cut down on your gas mileage, however you can........ Yama Mama:Laugh:
dacheedah Posted September 10, 2012 Author #205 Posted September 10, 2012 turn the crank to lower the windshield but they put the crank . . .
bongobobny Posted September 10, 2012 #206 Posted September 10, 2012 ...where the sun don't shine making it very hard to
Yama Mama Posted September 10, 2012 #207 Posted September 10, 2012 to manipulate the phenolthatel and the doohickey thingamajij while ................. Yama Mama:stickinouttounge:
eusa1 Posted September 10, 2012 #208 Posted September 10, 2012 Texting through the turn at break neck speeds! He noiticed a...
dacheedah Posted September 10, 2012 Author #209 Posted September 10, 2012 odd site, 3 guys named Moe dressed in all green looking at a stalled first gen when they . . .
Yama Mama Posted September 11, 2012 #210 Posted September 11, 2012 odd site, 3 guys named Moe dressed in all green looking at a stalled first gen when they . . . realize the kill switch was turned on, so they immediately,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Yama Mama:stickinouttounge:
Brake Pad Posted September 11, 2012 #211 Posted September 11, 2012 Ran for cover, that first Gen Guy, hate's it when you can just reach over and flip the switch, it drives him Friggin.......
eusa1 Posted September 11, 2012 #212 Posted September 11, 2012 CRazy!! Like most first gen owners, he didn't have that far to go, so he headed east as.....
Brake Pad Posted September 11, 2012 #213 Posted September 11, 2012 The winds were pushing him that way, and long and behold, he see's.....
Dragonslayer Posted September 11, 2012 #214 Posted September 11, 2012 The winds were pushing him that way, and long and behold, he see's.....That his kill switch is in the right position but the bike sputters and cuts off any ways. After some detailed scientific reasoning he comes to the realization that this was a result of the diabolical 2nd gen mastermind Big Tom Turkey who had fiddled with the gas cock valve turning the gas flow to the carbs off.......... for reasons he only knows
PBJ Posted September 11, 2012 #215 Posted September 11, 2012 Being a 2nd gen mastermind is like says a brilliant stooge . He turns off the gas thinking he has beaten the 1st gen owner and convinced him to buy a slower and heavier second gen bike. BUT....
Dragonslayer Posted September 11, 2012 #216 Posted September 11, 2012 Being a 2nd gen mastermind is like says a brilliant stooge . He turns off the gas thinking he has beaten the 1st gen owner and convinced him to buy a slower and heavier second gen bike. BUT.... his diabolical plan fails miserably
Brake Pad Posted September 11, 2012 #217 Posted September 11, 2012 so, luckily, his stopped on top of a long incline and at the bottom of the hill, He can see a sign that reads Honda motorcycles, and with a few grunts as he push starts the bike into a roll.....
Dragonslayer Posted September 11, 2012 #218 Posted September 11, 2012 so, luckily, his stopped on top of a long incline and at the bottom of the hill, He can see a sign that reads Honda motorcycles, and with a few grunts as he push starts the bike into a roll..... After remembering to adjust the gas cock the cycle roars to life shooting down the hill a five times the speed of sound causing a sonic boom so loud it......
eusa1 Posted September 11, 2012 #219 Posted September 11, 2012 Made the honda sign fall into his path, creating a huge ramp that allowed him to....
Brake Pad Posted September 11, 2012 #220 Posted September 11, 2012 soar like an eagle, watching him glide through the air, was breath taking, it was the landing, that made you cry... " Look mom no hands....Look dad No teeth !!!!.....
dacheedah Posted September 11, 2012 Author #221 Posted September 11, 2012 look Tom, no Ice Cream but I do have my trusty . . .
Brake Pad Posted September 12, 2012 #222 Posted September 12, 2012 Can of Whip ass, just in case, someone really needs.....
bongobobny Posted September 12, 2012 #223 Posted September 12, 2012 an attitude adjustment, or an adjustment of their...
PBJ Posted September 12, 2012 #225 Posted September 12, 2012 But luckily even with that hard landing he's able to keep on riding at full speed until he runs into a.....
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