The Story Game

[Power Trippin]

so I smiled and waved at the pond monster. Unfortunately, it did not wave back. Instead it just....

[Yama Mama]

blew huge bubbles in the air causing......

 

 

Yama Mama

[bongobobny]

...a foul and obnoxious odor similar to the one previously mentioned. Should you ever encounter this stench, the best thing to do is...

[Dragonslayer]

...a foul and obnoxious odor similar to the one previously mentioned. Should you ever encounter this stench, the best thing to do is...

Approach it from up wind being berry berry quiiite like Elmer Fudd so you can take your trusty harpoon and.................

[dacheedah]

a couple scoops of ice cream and . . .

[Yama Mama]

and a large gas mask which will cause you too......

 

Yama Mama:smile5:

[bongobobny]

...sweat too much around your mouth and nose increasing you risk of...

[Yama Mama]

becoming overcome from the........

 

Yama Mama:smile5:

[Dragonslayer]

The stinch of Black Death being guzzled by a group of die hard maintenance day attendees.

[Brake Pad]

BUT!!! after the bike is all back together, we find that one bolt , and with glaring puzzled eye's, they look at each other and say......

[dacheedah]

did that come from the pond monster or

[Dragonslayer]

did that come from the pond monster or

Is that the ONLY bolt we have left over. We usually have many, many more.

[Brake Pad]

Well then, lets take it for a ride and see what.......

[Yama Mama]

Out of that large piece of...................

 

Yama Mama:smile5:

[Dragonslayer]

Out of that large piece of...................

 

Yama Mama:smile5:

Fine Japanese engineering hampered only by the Yamaha's marketing short sightedness evidenced by the cassette player which some say is Japan's revenge for Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

[Yama Mama]

The Japanese engineers obviously designed the cassette for a good reason, which is...............................

 

Yama Mama:smile5:

[bongobobny]

...a mystery to us all, but it sounded like a great idea at the time and made a lot of money for Japanese industrialists! Planned obsoletion is Capitalism at it's finest and is especially useful when...

[Dragonslayer]

The Japanese engineers obviously designed the cassette for a good reason, which is...............................

 

Yama Mama:smile5:

To destroy the American 8-Track industry which was also part of the revenge plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki

[CalhounWV]

... the engineers all laughed and laughed as they got their orders from the marketing guys, claiming a cassette player would allow the bike to be marketed with catch phrases like "retro" and "still a classic after all these years", however in a genius ploy to over come the market researchers plan to make the engineers look a fool they.......

[Brake Pad]

Reword the yearly advertising, to make the bike seem like a better bike then the years before, But us venture riders know...............

[bongobobny]

...it's just another can of refried beans!! Speaking of which, I think enchilatas taste better with...

[dacheedah]

a swig of blinker fluid and old #7 that I drank from . . .

[bongobobny]

the 60's after we used it for bong water. Those were happier times as I was young and...

[Dragonslayer]

the 60's after we used it for bong water. Those were happier times as I was young and...

and naively unaware of the reprecutions of a lifestyle based on free love, anebreation, crazy haircuts and bell bottom jeans.

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[Brake Pad]

Dam!!!! I still have my Purple bell bottoms, from Sears, but the high heel shoes are......