Little Johnny

[SilvrT]

You gotta love him!

 

Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven, Sir.

Teacher: No, listen carefully.

If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven

Teacher: Let me put it to you differently.

If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2,

how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven!!!

A very angry Teacher: Where the in h*ll do you get seven from?!?!?

Very angry Johnny: Because I've already got a f*#@* cat

[Snaggletooth]

I'm starting to think my parents changed my name when I was young 'cause this kid seems REALLY familiar!

 

 

Mike .... I think?

[Yammer Dan]

Thats Lil'Yammer I'm sure.