wes0778 Posted April 6, 2012 #1 Posted April 6, 2012 The Night Nurse...the more you think about this one, the funnier it gets. Short & sweet, A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an18-hour shift. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says: 'Well, that's great....that's just great ..........some a***ole's got my pen!:shock3:
maineventurerider Posted April 7, 2012 #5 Posted April 7, 2012 Well put! I'm a male nurse myself (I prefer to say RN, it doesn't sound so girly) and I've told that same joke many times myself... Now where did I put my pen??? Ride Safe, 1/2 crazed
CaptainJoe Posted April 7, 2012 #7 Posted April 7, 2012 "Well put! I'm a male nurse myself (I prefer to say RN, it doesn't sound so girly) and I've told that same joke many times myself... Now where did I put my pen??? :sick:" Was you holding a rectal thermometer? Hummmmmmmmmm, Just wondering....Perhaps you'd know.... whats the difference between a rectal and oral thermometer and have you ever gottten them mixed up..., or does it depend on the patients attitude....
maineventurerider Posted April 7, 2012 #8 Posted April 7, 2012 "Well put! I'm a male nurse myself (I prefer to say RN, it doesn't sound so girly) and I've told that same joke many times myself... Now where did I put my pen??? :sick:" Was you holding a rectal thermometer? Hummmmmmmmmm, Just wondering....Perhaps you'd know.... whats the difference between a rectal and oral thermometer and have you ever gottten them mixed up..., or does it depend on the patients attitude.... I'll reply to each question in order- 1) Maybe that's why it didn't write very good and... I thought it had a funny smell! 2) Sorry...I didn't know there was a difference:confused24:...... 3) Just kidding (about #2), and let's just say, yes, I've been tempted! 1/2crazed
gscbertrand Posted April 7, 2012 #9 Posted April 7, 2012 The difference between the 2 types is the taste.
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