An Arab enters a taxi cab in Dallas , Texas ..........

[radian]

An Arab enters a taxi cab in Dallas , Texas ..........

 

Once he is seated he asks the cab driver to turn off the radio because he must not hear music as decreed by his religion and; in the time of the prophet, there was no music, especially Western music, which is music of the infidel's and certainly no radio ........

 

So the cab driver politely switches off the radio, pulls over to the side, stops the cab and opens the back door.

 

The Arab asks him: “What are you doing man?”

 

The Texan answers: “In the time of the prophet there were no taxis.

 

So get your ass out and wait for a camel.”

 

You gotta love Texas

[playboy]

:rotf:

 

Hey Dan I see your not far from me. We just met Miller47 Bruce n Rhonda Sunday and ate dinner.

[miller47]

Hey Playboy,dan and I are going to meet sunday to get introduced,If dan doesnt mind maybe you can swing down

[Monty]

INFIDEL!!

[rickardracing]

I remember when I was knee high to grasshopper, Dearborn was a nice city. Not anymore.