best way to keep thread active

[MJ44]

to keep things interesting you have to mention

momma

trains

pick up trucks

or gettin drunk

so someone add another verse to this thread

 

But you don't have to call me darlin', Darlin'

[XV1100SE]

The best way to keep a thread going is to talk about one or all of the following :

Guns

Religion

Politics

 

ONLY KIDDING !

 

Way to keep a thread going :

- talk about contractors that don't want to contract

- girls with angry boyfriends... and make it sound like something is going on, then deny it

- what's faster - 1st Gens or 2nd... and what colour

- who has the most bling on their bike

- with this group.... where the best ice cream can be found

 

Oil and tires get old fast....

[warriorhoneybee]

i'm taking notes as i type. first or second gen,thats a good one. lol yes yammer dan i know brown sugar is the fastest,to pull off the road. he he ha ha

[Yammer Dan]

i'm taking notes as i type. first or second gen,thats a good one. lol yes yammer dan i know brown sugar is the fastest,to pull off the road. he he ha ha

 

Yep!!! 1st at the Dairy Queens:clap2::clap2:

[oldgoat]

to keep things interesting you have to mention

momma

trains

pick up trucks

or gettin drunk

so someone add another verse to this thread

 

ok i give it a try.

 

i was getting drunk

the day my friend called to say

he was getting out of prison.

so i fired up my pickup truck.

to go and get him.

but while i was on my way.

i saw his momma and daddy

on a second generation

trying to out run an old locomotive train.

and the train out ran them anyways.

and i will hang around

as long as you will

all let me.

[octoberboy]

with that locomotive just moving right along

it carried as cargo a venture gen1

did it phase the gen2 cruising comfortably behind

nope, cuz he knew, it was really the only way

for a gen1 to get it done

 

[bongobobny]

Hey! I heard in a commercial yesterday that the new Dell computers are powered by a 2nd gen...

[XV1100SE]

Hey! I heard in a commercial yesterday that the new Dell computers are powered by a 2nd gen....

 

Yes... newer, improved.... FASTER !

[RandyR]

Yes... newer, improved.... FASTER !

 

I love computer upgrades.

 

Salesman. yep. Microshank 22 is faster and more efficient than MS 21. You'll love it.

 

Me. Great. So I won't need to upgrade my computer then, right?

 

Saleman. Microshank 22 won't run on your old processor and requires 99 jillibytes of memory, check out this new Deldo model here for only 5k, its got all the latest stuff.

 

Me. I love stuff.

[warriorhoneybee]

be right back,busy out running a low flying helicopter. o. my bad that wasn't a helicopter that was a cloud. i love my second gen. lol:bluesbrother:

[Yammer Dan]

Hey! I heard in a commercial yesterday that the new Dell computers are powered by a 2nd gen...

 

Now I know why my computer is so slow!!

[KIC]

be right back,busy out running a low flying helicopter. o. my bad that wasn't a helicopter that was a cloud. i love my second gen. lol:bluesbrother:

 

Did you ever find out why you had that dark cloud following you ? Oh..yea..sorry you have a 2nd Gen...clouds are always following them...clouds of smoke, clouds of pieces falling off... clouds of humiliation after a 1st Gen whips right by you ....

 

Sorry...just doing my part on keeping this thread alive.....

[Yammer Dan]

I think Mark had the class 1st Gen Education 101 given by "Ugly" a couple yrs ago. And "Brown Sugar" is faster. So far. Garage is almost done...

[Venturous Randy]

Saleman. Microshank 22 won't run on your old processor and requires 99 jillibytes of memory, check out this new Deldo model here for only 5k, its got all the latest stuff.

 

Me. I love stuff.

 

Deldo model? Is that the new pink one?

RandyA

[Skid]

o my bad,sorry for that. LOL lets see if i can do better.

 

 

After point a pic of you, your dog, & then wife third, you better start to duck.

[warriorhoneybee]

no doubt Skid, no doubt.

[warriorhoneybee]

hey guys,check out asheville 2012 post. i listened to all your tips, well most of them anyway!!!

[warriorhoneybee]

i saw a naked pick up truck that my wifes drunk boyfriend was driving while passing a first gen.

[Flyinfool]

Yup, 1st gen must have been parked at a DQ already.......

ANd the 2nd gens he passed were so long past he forgot about them already......

[warriorhoneybee]

lol