Political ......No....Funny......Yes...

[DragonRider]

HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

 

1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 men's work boots.

 

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

 

3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

 

4. Leave a note on your door that reads ......

 

Bubba,

 

Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back.

 

 

Cooter

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[radian]

Love it!

[Yammer Dan]

Was Cooter a Republican????

[DragonRider]

Cooter was a librarian ..................:rotfl:

 

 

Was Cooter a Republican????

[Dano]

Or just have a 1-1/2 old German Shepard who's already 75+ lbs and a 5 year old Pit Bull/mix (Great spirit, no attitude!) running around in your yard who protect it better than you!

[Rick Haywood]

I thought Cooter drove a tow truck

[kevin-vic-b.c.]

As funny as it sounds.... after my father passed away over 20 years ago one of my older brothers moved back home as he was single to help keep mom company. He often left his boots on the porch. Moms friends would come over for a visit the old gals noticed the boots often and would say to mom, don't let him throw the old boots away, they wanted them for their porches.

The only time mom ever felt the house had been opened when she was not home she found nothing missing..... My brother had left his local auxiliary police uniform hanging in the front hallway.

[09RSTD]

Wow that made me laugh real good! Thanks I needed a good laugh.