Wanderer Posted March 5, 2012 #1 Posted March 5, 2012 I'm stuck in the VA Hospital in Birmingham. Tomorrow, is one week. Herniated bowel. Yeah, my $ _ _ t don't work. started off in Mongomery thinking a couple of antibiotics and I'd be gone, but Nooooooo! Had the operation 6am Saturday morning. If this looks funny it's becaue it's built into the hospitals system with keyboard through the TV remote. Still hope to be out in 3 days, If I ever can meet my poop allocation I will.
bendtdj Posted March 5, 2012 #2 Posted March 5, 2012 Best wishes for a speedy recovery. Listen to the medics and it all should work out in the end! Dave
Monty Posted March 5, 2012 #3 Posted March 5, 2012 Hope everything comes out alright. Here's to a speedy recovery.
ADC Posted March 5, 2012 #4 Posted March 5, 2012 That doesn't sound like much fun,hope everything comes out ok:rotf: and you can get out of there! (sorry I couldn't help it)
Bubber Posted March 5, 2012 #5 Posted March 5, 2012 Hope everything works it's way out. You know the old saying "$hit happens" but in your case I guess it doesn't. :yikes: Best of luck and a speedy recovery.
Hobscotch Posted March 5, 2012 #7 Posted March 5, 2012 Get yourself a nice big bunch of grapes. Works every time. Get well soon!
bongobobny Posted March 5, 2012 #8 Posted March 5, 2012 Sorry to hear of your s**t problems! Hope it all comes out in the end... What did you expect from a wise guy like me?? You left the door wide open!
Kirby Posted March 5, 2012 #9 Posted March 5, 2012 I guess you hit the kill switch again huh? Stopped everything dead in it's tracks(abdominal)!! Well some of us have to take a little Metamucil now and again . It's a B--ch getting old ain't it? Get well, my friend!!
steamer Posted March 5, 2012 #10 Posted March 5, 2012 oops?? don't you mean poops? Heres hoping your next movement is out of there.:crackup:Sometimes I just crack myself up:rotf:
Kregerdoodle Posted March 6, 2012 #12 Posted March 6, 2012 very glad you caught it when you did!! I lost my best freind to the same thing a few years ago, he thought he had the flu.. Godspeed on a quik recovery!!
Yammer Dan Posted March 6, 2012 #13 Posted March 6, 2012 Glad you are doing OK now. Don't sound like fun. Prune juice worked for me when they said I couldn't go if I didn't go. About a hr or so and you don't have any say in the matter.
dacheedah Posted March 6, 2012 #14 Posted March 6, 2012 May all of your movements be as smooth as a second gen
Sleeperhawk Posted March 6, 2012 #15 Posted March 6, 2012 You better get well. Plumber might have been cheaper, the old fashion kind, you know how to use a plunger right? :bighug:
Wanderer Posted March 6, 2012 Author #16 Posted March 6, 2012 Thanks all. Just knowing you've got my back makes me want drop a load.
Monty Posted March 6, 2012 #17 Posted March 6, 2012 You better get well. Plumber might have been cheaper, the old fashion kind, you know how to use a plunger right? :bighug: Plunger would be alot better than a snake...or roto rooter.
Rocket Posted March 6, 2012 #18 Posted March 6, 2012 Does this mean you are full of .... Sounds like it...... Maybe he needs a V Max ride @ WOT to flush things out.
Yammer Dan Posted March 6, 2012 #19 Posted March 6, 2012 May all of your movements be as smooth as a second gen He is wanting to get out of there THIS year!!!
steamer Posted March 6, 2012 #20 Posted March 6, 2012 SEA FOAM??? HEY, IT WORKS FOR EVERYTHING ELSE:think:
Cougar Posted March 6, 2012 #21 Posted March 6, 2012 Yeah know there is a new sea foam with a prune additive now. TRY THAT
Aussie Annie Posted March 7, 2012 #22 Posted March 7, 2012 Won't crack any jokes, think they have all been covered..... all the best for a speedy recovery
Wanderer Posted March 7, 2012 Author #23 Posted March 7, 2012 Breaking out later today. Will have solids for breakfast and if all passes well, I'll be out.
bongobobny Posted March 7, 2012 #24 Posted March 7, 2012 Well, here's hoping for a successful "s*it and git!" Glad to hear things are gettring back to normal!
Phoneman1981 Posted March 7, 2012 #25 Posted March 7, 2012 Humerous Bunch!!! Made me laugh. Get well and ride!!!!!!!
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