The cow, the ant & the old fart

[Marcarl]

The Cow, the Ant and the Old Fart

A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.

 

The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!"

The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why are you scrolling down? It's your turn to say something.

[SilvrT]

I knew it ... I just knew it ... why do I always let myself get sucked into these traps??

[Bubber]

Fell for it lock, stock and barrel!

 

:doh:

[playboy]

:rotf: I close my eyes and got here who won the argument.

[GolfVenture]

I eat a lot of Kim Chee and I'm hitting the big 60 soon and I can do some nasty farts. Just this last year I did a fart that lasted over 30 seconds.

[Bubber]

I eat a lot of Kim Chee and I'm hitting the big 60 soon and I can do some nasty farts. Just this last year I did a fart that lasted over 30 seconds.

 

 

And we needed to know that WHY?

 

:rotf:

[Drreb]

And the old farts sez....I killed the cow and had steak and stomped the ant to death...there....

[SilvrT]

I eat a lot of Kim Chee and I'm hitting the big 60 soon and I can do some nasty farts. Just this last year I did a fart that lasted over 30 seconds.

 

 

30 seconds!!! and you call yourself an OLD FART??? boy have you got some growin up to do!!

[Yammer Dan]

30 seconds!!! and you call yourself an OLD FART??? boy have you got some growin up to do!!

 

I'm just staying in my corner..with the fan!!

[FuzzyRSTD]

I fell for that one. I am going to scroll onto bed all you old farts........