Not what the doctor said!!!

[wes0778]

Morris , an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.

A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'

Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''

 

The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful..

[Redneck]

[RandyR]

just blowing out the carbon Doc.

[Yammer Dan]

Thats what I need. A Doc I can't hear.

[Marcarl]

Bet that doc was from down under.