Flyinfool Posted January 18, 2012 #1 Posted January 18, 2012 For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies. 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans... 5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
wrenchrob Posted January 19, 2012 #3 Posted January 19, 2012 Thats good to know. Pass me another beer and another Mcdonalds burger!
Yammer Dan Posted January 19, 2012 #4 Posted January 19, 2012 That means those idiots I keep getting on the phone are going to live forever!!
Flyinfool Posted January 19, 2012 Author #5 Posted January 19, 2012 That means those idiots I keep getting on the phone are going to live forever!! Not live forever, just will out live you.
Yammer Dan Posted January 19, 2012 #6 Posted January 19, 2012 Not live forever, just will out live you. Ain't that forever??
RandyR Posted January 19, 2012 #7 Posted January 19, 2012 CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you. Maybe the US government is what causes the heart attacks? oh oh .... political thread....
ragtop69gs Posted January 20, 2012 #8 Posted January 20, 2012 Maybe the US government is what causes the heart attacks? oh oh .... political thread.... Maybe not a heart attack, but, they sure make me sick!
saddlebum Posted January 20, 2012 #9 Posted January 20, 2012 So to live a long and healthy life, you must avoid patatoe chips, soft drinks, McDonalds, ketchup and your every day politician..........the first four are doable..... but how do you avoid what is constantly digging in your pocket
Yammer Dan Posted January 20, 2012 #10 Posted January 20, 2012 So to live a long and healthy life, you must avoid patatoe chips, soft drinks, McDonalds, ketchup and your every day politician..........the first four are doable..... but how do you avoid what is constantly digging in your pocket Whats left to eat???
wideopenrod Posted January 20, 2012 #13 Posted January 20, 2012 What part of the Cow is that?? believe that is the part that comes out of the rearend....
Flyinfool Posted January 20, 2012 Author #14 Posted January 20, 2012 What part of the Cow is that?? Its the part that goes over the fence last.....
Yammer Dan Posted January 21, 2012 #15 Posted January 21, 2012 Now that depends a lot on who is chasing what....
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