lonewolf96 Posted December 28, 2011 Share #1 Posted December 28, 2011 A redneck with a bucket full of live fish was approached recently by a game warden in Central Mississippi as he started to drive his boat away from a lake. The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?" "Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish." "Pet fish??" "Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take 'em home." "What a line of horse sh-t....you're under arrest." The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment Man. I'll show ya! We do this all the time!!" "WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden. "PROVE it!" The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After a few minutes, the warden said, "Well?" "Well, WHUT?" said the redneck. The warden asked, "When are you going to call them back?" "Call who back?" "The FISH," replied the warden! "Whut fish?" asked the redneck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awsmsrv Posted December 29, 2011 Share #2 Posted December 29, 2011 Over 4 hours without any replies! Well, I liked it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
friesman Posted December 29, 2011 Share #3 Posted December 29, 2011 Over 4 hours without any replies! Well, I liked it. I just dont have anything to add, except a couple of real good chuckles.... brian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted December 29, 2011 Share #4 Posted December 29, 2011 Old, but still good!!!:clap2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainJoe Posted December 29, 2011 Share #5 Posted December 29, 2011 Dang it! I'm never gonna live that one down... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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