A blonde where I work, got a Thermos for Christmas.

[DANGEROUSDANA]

This blonde that I work with, came back to work today. She was carrying this big stainless steel Thermos, and wearing a big smile.

 

So, I asked her, "did you get that for Christmas?"

 

"Yes. My daddy bought it for me. Do you know what it is?" She replied.

 

Playing along, I said, "Why don't you tell me about it."

 

She says, "It is called a Thermos. It is a truly amazing device, scientifically speaking!"

 

"Really. What does it do?" I said, figuring this had to be good.

 

"My daddy says it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold" she bragged.

 

"What have you got in it?" I inquired.

 

"Popsicles and coffee" she answered, with her most innocent smile.

 

Edited December 27, 2011 by DANGEROUSDANA
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[Freebird]

LOL...I heard that long ago but it is still funny.

 

Another one was the guy who was puzzled by the entire concept. He said...I know that it will keep things hot. I also know that it will keep things cold. Then with a look that showed that he was contemplating it deeply...he asked....but HOW DOES IT KNOW WHICH TO DO?

[steamer]

My wife calls me at work and says, you got to read this, it's not a joke... I think she must have dyed her hair today.

[BIG TOM]

So Taters wanted to know how well did it work for her ?

[steamer]

Hey Big Tom, you know we're going to pay for this...right?

[Marcarl]

Tom,,, you DIDN'T get Tater a thermos did you?

[BIG TOM]

Hey Big Tom, you know we're going to pay for this...right?

 

Nah, she won't read this..!

 

Tom,,, you DIDN'T get Tater a thermos did you?

 

 

Errrr, why yes, I did.........

[TATERS]

So Taters wanted to know how well did it work for her ?

 

 

 

REALLY !........ GO TO YOUR ROOM ! :buttkick:

[Marcarl]

Poor Tom,,, hen picked again,,,,, will he ever learn???? Wonder if he'll survive until summer.

[CaptainJoe]

Tom , don't worry about ibeing sent to your room... thats where al the "good stuff is"...LOL

 

Plus,

it could have been worse...she could have said "go to your room and no Ice cream tonight!":whistling:

[BIG TOM]

Drat her and that new dutter :smash2:

[Marcarl]

Drat her and that new dutter :smash2:

Ja,, ya done it now boy,,,,,,, tell ya, there's no safe haven anymore,,,, best go find a new site.

[steamer]

Tom, Told you we were going to get in trouble..... I got a scolding... and the dreaded finger.

[saddlebum]

Tom , don't worry about ibeing sent to your room... thats where al the "good stuff is"...LOL

 

Plus,

it could have been worse...she could have said "go to your room and no Ice cream tonight!":whistling:

You don't get it .......there is no icecream in his room and being confined to his room means barred from the kitchen

[saddlebum]

Tom, Told you we were going to get in trouble..... I got a scolding... and the dreaded finger.

What! you actually escaped ......THE LOOK......man talk about being lucky