CaptainJoe Posted December 28, 2011 #26 Posted December 28, 2011 It's a toss up: Ladies jeans size 10; although if i could have squeezed into them, I could have ask "Do these make my butt look big"? -or- Old Spice kit.... You know the kind with aftershave, deoderant and soap on a rope. I got these kits for twenty or so years from my mom, until i finally pulled her to the side and said I love you very much but please don't buy me anymore OLD SPICE!
mlew Posted December 28, 2011 #27 Posted December 28, 2011 A 2000$ credit card bill after my wife snuck on-line pruchases on it. I hate Christmas.
SilvrT Posted December 28, 2011 #28 Posted December 28, 2011 Old Spice kit.... You know the kind with aftershave, deoderant and soap on a rope. I got these kits for twenty or so years from my mom, until i finally pulled her to the side and said I love you very much but please don't buy me anymore OLD SPICE! Maybe it was her suttle way of tellin ya that ya STINK !
muaymendez1 Posted December 28, 2011 Author #29 Posted December 28, 2011 My buddy received a half used bottle off body wash.it smelled of flowers.Not aware of what happened until his wife received a half bottle of herbal esscence. His axe body wash container was reused.!
mraf Posted December 29, 2011 #30 Posted December 29, 2011 I have to say that Christmas was ok for me. It could not have been a more perfect day for receiving my "RED NECK CHRISTMAS PRESENTS" a bottle of JIM BEAM and a 12" CRESCENT WRENCH. The worst gift I ever received was one of those pictures with a moving waterfall and birds singing in the background. I positively hate that thing!
Eck Posted December 29, 2011 #31 Posted December 29, 2011 At our company Christmas party, we had a dirty Santa drawing where you bring a $10.00 gift. I drew a hanging Christmas tree bulb....
muaymendez1 Posted December 29, 2011 Author #32 Posted December 29, 2011 At our company Christmas party, we had a dirty Santa drawing where you bring a $10.00 gift. I drew a hanging Christmas tree bulb.... I don't understand the dirty part
warriorhoneybee Posted December 29, 2011 #33 Posted December 29, 2011 hey eck,maybe they were telling you to get screwed. LOL i love ya big guy, kiss kiss hug hug. p.s. i still have my green neckless. xxxooo xxooo ooxxx
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