GolfVenture Posted December 23, 2011 Share #1 Posted December 23, 2011 Found this bouncin' around at work looking for some clean humor, hard to find these days, enjoy :] Susie's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months. Things looked grim, but she was by his bedside every single day. One day as he slipped back into consciousness, he motioned for her to come close to him. She pulled the chair close to the bed and leaned her ear close to be able to hear him. "You know" he whispered, his eyes filling with tears, "you have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you stuck right beside me. When my business went under, there you were. When we lost the house, you were there. When I got shot, you stuck with me. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. "And you know what?" "What, dear?" she asked gently, smiling to herself. "I think you're bad luck." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted December 23, 2011 Share #2 Posted December 23, 2011 Thats what I was thinking!!!:rotfl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSTDdog Posted December 23, 2011 Share #3 Posted December 23, 2011 Kind of like the woman from that program Murder She Wrote- every time she comes to visit a town, somebody dies............... So if Athelete's get Athelete's Foot, what do Astronauts get??? Missile Toe......... I guess that's not a clean joke snce its about dirty feet?? RSTDdog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wes0778 Posted December 23, 2011 Share #4 Posted December 23, 2011 When I saw "Clean Joke" I thought Eck had washed another cell phone.... :crackup::crackup::crackup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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