since winter is about to

[Hummingbird]

set in on us Northerners, I was sent a quiz for seniors.

 

I got a really not good score but

 

1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?

 

2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

 

3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?

 

4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?

 

5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?

 

6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?

 

7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?

 

8. What was the President's Name in 1975?

 

9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

 

10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?

 

11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here are the Answers

 

1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?

 

Answer: Johnny of course

 

2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

 

Answer: Meat.

 

3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?

 

Answer: Mt. Everest; it just wasn't discovered yet. [You're not very good at this are you?]

 

4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?

 

Answer: There is no dirt in a hole.

 

5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?

 

Answer: Incorrectly

 

6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?

 

Answer: Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere

 

7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?

 

Answer: You can't take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera to take pictures.

 

8. What was the President's Name in 1975?

 

Answer: Same as is it now - Barack Obama [Oh, come on ...]

 

9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

 

Answer: You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.

 

10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?

 

Answer: Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow [Duh]

 

11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?

 

Answer: One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big stack.

 

You can go back to sleep now ...

[Flyinfool]

I got them all correct, does that mean I am really old?

[SMSgt]

Nah, you're not really old you are really right.

[Trader]

So if I got one wrong (well just couldn't think of the answer) that means there's nut much hope I guess.

 

and yes....the nut part was intentional!

 

 

I couldn't think of an answer for the wooden leg in California!!!

[darthandy]

I got them all....now I'm not sure if that's good...or bad!

 

Say here's another for you.

 

12) How far into a tunnel can a person run?

 

 

 

answer - only half way...then he's running out of the tunnel.

 

Andy

[Hummingbird]

OK - I'll fess up

 

I missed #7 - #9 & # 11

 

I could probably blame that on the codeine cough syrup but I won't

 

it just got the best of me

[Yammer Dan]

I got them all correct, does that mean I am really old?

 

 

 

YEP!!

[KarlS]

Missed #7

[bongobobny]

I got 'em all right too, does that mean I have a warped sense of humor???

[Aussie Annie]

I got 'em all right too, does that mean I have a warped sense of humor???

 

 

Yes, Yes, Yes AND Yes :rotf:

[Yammer Dan]

I got 'em all right too, does that mean I have a warped sense of humor???

 

 

Just means you are warped....