broken cuckoo clock

[dray]

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'

I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.

Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

 

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... He didn't seem pizzed off in the least.

Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'

 

When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh chit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

[Yammer Dan]

They don't make them clocks like they used to!!

[The Marshal]

[SMSgt]

That is so funny.

[bongobobny]

Good one Dray!!!

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