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The Haircut

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.

After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.'

The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept

money from you , I'm doing community service this week.'

The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

 

Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.'

The Member of Parliament was very happy and left the shop. The next morning,when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut.

 

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

REMEMBER: POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS SHOULD BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON.

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IS THIS POLITICAL ??????

For Shame!!!!!!!!!! :stickpoke: You broke the rules.

Oh ya here too. Change !

Oh ya we just got a dose of that too. Never mind! :doh: :crying:

Posted
IS THIS POLITICAL ??????

 

For Shame!!!!!!!!!! :stickpoke: You broke the rules.

 

Oh ya here too. Change !

 

Oh ya we just got a dose of that too. Never mind! :doh: :crying:

 

There's Rules :rotfl::rotfl:It's a Joke:bang head: its not in the WaterHOLE for a major discussion :buttkick::rasberry::confused24:

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IS THIS POLITICAL ??????

 

 

 

No!!! this is not Political.......... new rules for Canadians :rasberry::fishin::rasberry:

I'm trying to help ya lill buddy; but be careful your walking a fine line you could get your :buttkick:

 

 

Dray:smile5:

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No!!! this is not Political.......... new rules for Canadians :rasberry::fishin::rasberry:

 

I'm trying to help ya lill buddy; but be careful your walking a fine line you could get your :buttkick:

 

 

Dray:smile5:

 

Well :bang head:Im not offending any one whose from The U.S.of A

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