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YOU'RE NEVER TOO OLD!

 

 

A Calgary, Alberta senior citizen drove his brand new shiney red Corvette out of the dealership.

 

Taking off down the road, he floored it to 130 km/h, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left..

 

 

"Amazing," he thought as he flew down the Trans-Canada towards Banff,

 

pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a

Royal Canadian Mounted Police patrol car behind him, blue and red lights flashing.

 

 

He floored it to 160 Km/h, then 180, then 200.

 

Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this,"

and pulled over to await the RCMP's arrival.

 

 

Pulling in behind him, the Officer walked up to the Corvette, looked at

his watch and said: "Sir, my shift ends in 15 minutes. Today is Friday.

If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

 

 

 

 

The gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a

police officer. I thought you were bringing her back."

 

 

"Have a good day, Sir," replied the Officer.

Posted

Carl....it's about A CORVETTE....not YVETTE!!!!

 

My 'vette is much better ....and I won't get into how much fun it is to handle the curves! :whistling:

Posted
Carl....it's about A CORVETTE....not YVETTE!!!!

 

My 'vette is much better ....and I won't get into how much fun it is to handle the curves! :whistling:

Information overload!!!!!

I had other things in mind,,, but,,,,,,,

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