Trader Posted October 3, 2011 #1 Posted October 3, 2011 YOU'RE NEVER TOO OLD! A Calgary, Alberta senior citizen drove his brand new shiney red Corvette out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 130 km/h, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down the Trans-Canada towards Banff, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Royal Canadian Mounted Police patrol car behind him, blue and red lights flashing. He floored it to 160 Km/h, then 180, then 200. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the RCMP's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the Officer walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said: "Sir, my shift ends in 15 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a police officer. I thought you were bringing her back." "Have a good day, Sir," replied the Officer.
KarlS Posted October 4, 2011 #2 Posted October 4, 2011 Didn't expect that. spit my coke all over my computer. :rotfl:
Trader Posted October 4, 2011 Author #5 Posted October 4, 2011 Carl....it's about A CORVETTE....not YVETTE!!!! My 'vette is much better ....and I won't get into how much fun it is to handle the curves!
Marcarl Posted October 4, 2011 #6 Posted October 4, 2011 Carl....it's about A CORVETTE....not YVETTE!!!! My 'vette is much better ....and I won't get into how much fun it is to handle the curves! Information overload!!!!! I had other things in mind,,, but,,,,,,,
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