dingy Posted September 30, 2011 Share #1 Posted September 30, 2011 After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her slowly then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." She asks..... "What does that mean?" He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot. She smiled happily and said, "Oh, that's so lovely. What about I, J, K?" He said, "I'm Just Kidding!" His left eye is still swollen, but the doctor has informed him that he is likely to see things much clearer in the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted September 30, 2011 Share #2 Posted September 30, 2011 After 30 years you would think he would be smarter than that!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyinfool Posted October 1, 2011 Share #3 Posted October 1, 2011 Or at least have learned to duck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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