Guest BluesLover Posted December 21, 2007 #1 Posted December 21, 2007 Following up on the "Worst Presents" and "Bad Presents already received" threads ... we now bring you ... What do you say when you get a gift you *Really Don't Like*. 10. "Well, well, well, now, there's a gift!" 9. "No, with all the hostile takeovers this year, I missed the big Ronco/K-Tel/Ginsu merger. Would you just look at that! What will they think of next?!" 8. "Hey, as long as I don't have to feed it, or clean up after it, or put batteries in it, I'm happy!" 7. "No, really, I didn't know that there was a Chia Pet tie! Oh, wow! It's a clip-on too!" 6. "You know, I always wanted one of these! Jog my memory -- what's it called again?" 5. "You know what? -- I'm going to find a special place to put this!" 4. "Boy, you don't see craftsmanship like that every day!" 3. "And it's such an interesting color too!" 2. "You say that was the last one? Am I ever glad that you snapped that baby up!" And the number one thing to say about the Christmas gifts you didn't like is: "You shouldn't have! I mean it -- you really shouldn't have!"
pegscraper Posted December 21, 2007 #2 Posted December 21, 2007 That sounds like a Letterman list. Once in a while he will put together a good one.
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