LOL

[rod]

I was in the six item express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the cart and asked sweetly, 'So which six items would you like to buy?'

 

Wouldn't it be great if that happened more often?

 

John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully. 'Give me one last request, dear,'he said.

'Of course, John,' his wife said softly.

'Six months after I die,' he said, 'I want you to marry George.'

'But I thought you hated George,' she said.

With his last breath John said, 'I do!'

Rod

[wecruz]

:rotf::rotf:

[NYred]

Major complaint of mine in the store...One or two or even three items over who cares but half a shopping cart is nuts...I usually say something louder than need be to the g/f and the people never even look at me...Rush away for some reason...Oh well...

[Condor]

I've been behind her too!!!