How to make a woman feel like a woman

[Trader]

On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm..

The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is

struck by lightning.

One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of

the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails.

Then she yells, Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth

to be memorable! "Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a

WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They

looked, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous:

Tall, well built, with dark black hair and brown eyes. He starts to walk

slowly up the aisle,

unbuttoning his shirt

.....one button at a time.

................No one moves.

...............He removes his shirt.

................Muscles ripple across his chest.

...............She gasps.

 

 

 

 

.................He whispers:

.............."Here, iron this, and get me something to eat..."

 

 

OK...so I'm a male Chauvanist Pig!

 

That's right up there with ....

 

Why do brides wear white?

Well you want the dishwasher to match the stove and fridge!

 

OK...let the berating begin!

[Flyinfool]

And what is the nearest hospital where we can visit you??????

[Yammer Dan]

Bout fell out of my chair laughing!!!! Did I mention the Warden ain't here??

[Sleeperhawk]

OMG, that is way too funny, Mechanic is just sitting here sticking her tongue out at me

 

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