Turpentine......

[Wayne O]

A little boy was sitting on the roadside with a bottle of Turpentine.He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world Turpentine. The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby. The little boy replied,well if you rub turpentine on a cat's a**, he'll pass a Harley Davidson

 

 

 

[Rocket]

A little boy was sitting on the roadside with a bottle of Turpentine.He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world Turpentine. The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby. The little boy replied,well if you rub turpentine on a cat's a**, he'll pass a Harley Davidson

 

 

 

 

 

Or a 2nd gen.....

But what will make it pass a UPS truck??? Eck would probably be interested in that answer.

[Yammer Dan]

Wonder if Eck wants us to help apply the turpentine???:confused24::rotfl: