My one day employment

[Flyinfool]

My one day employment

 

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,

a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day...

 

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,

unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

I said pleasantly, ' Good morning and welcome to Wal Mart.

Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

 

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,

'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.

Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?'

 

So I replied,

'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at

Wal-Mart.'

[geep]

Hahaha...i have been retired for over a year...getting bored but can't seem to find work in the busiest part of NA (Baken oil field)......

Might have something to do with the objectives part of my resume....part time work only,

Tuesday thru Thursday

[Trader]

Hahaha...i have been retired for over a year...getting bored but can't seem to find work in the busiest part of NA (Baken oil field)......

Might have something to do with the objectives part of my resume....part time work only,

Tuesday thru Thursday

 

 

I know what you mean...my wife and I have a job for only 2 hrs on Sat. afternoon every week and still we are finding that is getting in the way!!!!

[Marcarl]

I retired as well,,, just can't figure out from what.

[Nemo]

I keep so busy all the time with the house and yard, after retiring, I can't believe I ever had enough time to actually work a job.

[Michael_Bishop]

I have been retired for 3 1/2 years now. I haven't even thought about getting a job.

[Yammer Dan]

I retired as well,,, just can't figure out from what.

 

 

TABLE DANCING???

[Yammer Dan]

I don't beat up convicts any more for a living....now the Warden beats on me!!!