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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me ... a Beer. ???

 

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me ...

a bike so I could go and get more beer.

 

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me ....

a trailer for the bike so I could carry more beer.

 

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me .....

Redneck to help me drink the beer.

 

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me .....

My very own bed in the garage.

 

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me .....

Beer muffins from the muffin man.

 

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me .....

A skid pan from the Skid man.

 

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me .....

A Blooze lover to help me guzzle beer.

 

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me .....

A hose to wash off Roadkill.

 

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me .....

Saddle bags from a Saddlebum

 

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me .....

A calculator to add up the cost of all that beer.

 

On the twelveth day of Christmas my true love gave to me .....

Just one more day to clean up my act.

On the thirteenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me .....

Divorce papers written up by Reinyrooster and a repo order for my scoot.

 

:rotfl::rotfl:

Guest BluesLover
Posted

Charlie - you've got WAYYYYYYY too much time on your hands ... and you're a poet and don't know it ...

 

Cheers,

Posted
Charlie - you've got WAYYYYYYY too much time on your hands ... and you're a poet and don't know it ...

 

Cheers,

 

I dont have enough time on my hands:rotfl:

 

Guest ReinyRooster
Posted

Charlie.....you been into the antifreeze already??:no-no-no::no-no-no:

Posted

don't pay 'em any attention, charlie!

you did good!

please tell the "missus, and hope" merry christmas from me.

 

love ya like a brother! i'm gonna treat ya like one too!

DO IT, cause i said so!

just jt

Posted

I never knew Charlie had a "True Love" :confused24::rotf:

At least he has a turtle dove .....or is that still sitting on Lowell's head ?

 

Must be the BEER talking ! :whistling: :stirthepot:

 

 

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