How Bad Is The Economy???

[Bobby G]

The economy is SO bad that I received a pre-declined credit card application in the mail; CEO's are now playing miniature golf; Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen; Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America; Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore; a picture is now worth only 200 words; they renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street", and lastly, when I called the Suicide Hotline, I got a call center in Pakistan. When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

 

Now THAT'S bad!

 

[Yammer Dan]

The Warden cut me down to three Meals a Day!!!! NOW THATS BAD!!!:crying:

[GAWildKat]

Dan, you're lucky! I'm down to one and my beer!

[Eck]

Bobby G,

I moved this thread to the joke and humor section (for now).

 

The title sure caught my attention..

[CaptainJoe]

"when I called the Suicide Hotline, I got a call center in Pakistan. When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck."

 

Now thats bad!

[Drreb]

"when I called the Suicide Hotline, I got a call center in Pakistan. When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck."

 

Now thats bad!

Calling Seal Team 6:scubadive:

[Sailor]

So bad that when I went to the store and bought a $2.00 item with a $5.00 bill they did not have enough change.