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wes0778

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Good morning. . . . At present we are not at home but, please Leave your message after you hear the beep.. beeeeeppp ...

If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of "birth arrival" so we know who it is.

 

If you need us to stay with the children, press 2

 

If you want to borrow the car, press 3

 

If you want us to wash your clothes and ironing, press 4

 

If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5

 

If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6

 

If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 7

 

If you want to come to eat here, press 8

 

If you need money, dial 9

 

If you are going to invite us to dinner, or, taking us to the theater, start talking we are listening !!!!!!!!!!!"

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I refuse to answer the phone. It drives the wife crazy but cuts out a lot of B.S. They can talk to the machine. The message they get is...."This is the number you have dialed. If you are begging, borrowing or selling, hang up now, otherwise leave a message, we may get back to you.

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