Concepts to share!

[Sleeperhawks Mechanic]

Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue!

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

 

Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

 

Drive carefully... It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker..

 

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague

 

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it..

 

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

 

Never buy a car you can't push.

 

Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.

 

Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. (well, I don’t know about this one!)

 

Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.

 

The second mouse gets the cheese.

 

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

 

Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

 

You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.

Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.

 

We could learn a lot from crayons.

Some are sharp, some are pretty and

some are dull. Some have weird

names and all are different colors,

but they all have to live in the same box.

 

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour. (I love our detours in the country!)

 

Have an awesome day and know that someone thought about you today.

 

It was me, your friend!

 

Save the earth..... It's the only planet with chocolate! :cool10:

[DragonRider]

Bobbie if you are so wise, why did you marry George.........:rotfl:...........:stickpoke:Z

[RandyR]

you forgot

 

The way to keep a man happy is with pie.

[Dragonslayer]

Sometimes your the bug sometimes you are the windsheild

[Sleeperhawks Mechanic]

Bobbie if you are so wise, why did you marry George.........:rotfl:...........:stickpoke:Z

 

Because I am so wise is why I married George!!! :cool10:

[Sleeperhawks Mechanic]

you forgot

 

The way to keep a man happy is with pie.

 

Humm, I better start baking! I have been slack lately on pies for George! Wanna keep him happy!

[Sleeperhawks Mechanic]

Sometimes your the bug sometimes you are the windsheild

 

Sometimes neither one is a good choice!! :rotf:

[Eck]

Sometimes your the Dog........sometimes your the hydrant...