6pak Posted July 23, 2011 #1 Posted July 23, 2011 A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wifeasks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the sideof the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Canwe take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?" He says, "O.K., get in the car with it." "Where shall I put it to get it warm?" He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there." "But what about the smell?" "Just hold its little nose." And then the fight started!
donphantasmo Posted July 30, 2011 #2 Posted July 30, 2011 haaaaahahaahahhhaaha. That was too good!! :rotf::rotf:
Yammer Dan Posted July 30, 2011 #3 Posted July 30, 2011 I ain't telling the Warden that one!!!:rotfl:
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