Black and White TV's

[Nemo]

After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said...

"Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched

a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 18 year old girl.

Now...I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV.

But, I'm sleeping with a 68 year old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me; "Go out and find a hot 18 year old girl.

And I would make sure that you would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa and watching a 10" TV."

Aren't older women Great! They realy know how to solve and old guy's Problems!