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  wolfman*1 said:

 

I've always thought that there need to be kid free restaurants.

Steve

 

It ain't the kids in the restaurants that are the problem, it's those parents who seem to think a restaurant is an open playground for their kids.

:witch_brew:

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W.C.Fields was asked once: How do you like children? He ansewered "BOILED" :rotf::rotf::rotf:Ya got to like the guy :canada::canada::canada:

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i woke up @ 4am today ,had a nite mare , i was locked a room with 50 little kids , cruise control said she has new batterys in the camera [ i got to find the camera and hide it ]she said she wants to make chrismas cards with my pics on them and send them out to famly and friends this year [ ain't gonna happen ]

well to all my dear friends wish me luck and hope those elves have plenty of rum and if you see a silver 1st gen with Santa riding it at a 120 mph between 7pm and 9pm tonite you know what happened

HO HO HO BA HUMBUG ,

thom aka a grumpy Santa

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"Any man who hates dogs and kids can't be all bad"....W.C.Fields

 

 

 

 

I like dogs but I avoid kids. If there is a kid in a movie I know it is going to be a stinker and don't watch it.

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Hey Thom they didn't give ya a chair. What's up with that? A bale of hay. they weren't very nice I'd put them on the naughty list. Since you must have some pull with the big guy now that you impersonated him.

:rotf::rotf::rotf::rotf::rotf::rotf::rotf::rotf:

 

Oh by the way that guy in the last pic kinda looks like Beer30 with longer hair.

 

Margaret

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thats chuck , i found a HD rider , he drove the tractor that pulled the hay ride trailer , we named him Ruedoff but being a HD rider he side swiped a tree , Ruedoff not only had a red nose but also a red face :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

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Great pictures Thom. Although are you sure you didn't at least threaten to feed the kid in the last pic to the gators?

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the only 2 youngins that freaked out and were scared of santa were my niece and her 1 year old brother , go figger , they must know something the others didn't :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

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  thom440 said:
the only 2 youngins that freaked out and were scared of santa were my niece and her 1 year old brother , go figger , they must know something the others didn't :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Thom,

They could smell the Rum and the fire in your eyes they knew it was Uncle Thom.

:crackup:

 

So Thom how many kids wet your pants :crackup:

 

MERRY CHRISTMAS - Big Guy

 

Buddy

Guest maddabber
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Well Thom

I think you looked like a pretty good Santa. So none left any DNA on you. I got this feeling you will be there next year as well, if the misses is the holder of the keys.:rotf::rotf:

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lol hahahahahah:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotf::rotf::rotf::rotf::rotf::rotf::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::clap2::clap2::clap2:

i was suposed to be santa one year.. lol but the suit was way to small..hahahahaha.. good luck my friend..:smile11::smile11:

Guest KitCarson
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Thom: Been watching this thing.......I do not believe you, anyone with your sense of humor likes kids........yep........but I do agree it is nice to be able to give them away to their owners at the end of the day. :rotfl::rotfl:Kit

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