Help , I Am In Trouble

[Thom]

I am old fart , everybody that knows me says i am not kid friendly , i don't do young kids . i have been known to glare at kids from a 100 feet away and make them cry , in another words i don't like young kids and they know it and are afraid of me , i think all kids should be put in jail until there 18 . i have heard said here at the campground that if a kid mess up that ranger thom will feed them to the bears and gaters and a kid as come up missing according to the camp fire story tellers .

 

TONITE I GOT VERY , VERY , BAD NEWS AND I NEED ALL OF YOU , MY FRIENDS PLEASE PRAY FOR ME AT 7PM SATADAY

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i have to play Santa for all the little kids in the ocala nat. forest , about 50 to 60 of the little monsters , i will need a lot of rum , lord , i love my wife [ but not very much rite now ]

[Midnight Rider]

NOW THATS FUNNY..........I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE...:rotf::rotf::rotf:

 

Good luck and don't hurt any of the kids and you will be just fine...

 

Dale

[mini-muffin]

You'll be in disguise Thom that may fool em. Then you can just pretend for a little while. :rotf::rotf:

Why would your wife do this to you knowing how you feel about children? :rotf::rotf::rotf::rotf:

 

Margaret

[a1bummer]

DITTO!

[Thom]

the 1st one that pee's on me is gater bait !!!

she SAYS there is nobody else can do it this year and i am the only fat guy with a white beard .

[Relaxin]

Thom,

I'm new to the site and I don't know you BUT brother I have to say

[Guest maddabber]

Comom don't you know that Christmas is for KIDS or is that trix is for kids. Something like that anyway.

:080402gudl_prv:

[BEER30]

Thom ,

Remember it is better to give than to receive ! So give them HE** !!!!! :rotf::stirthepot:

 

BEER30

[kbran]

Thom, I met you at Vogel and I remember the gray beard but not you being fat. Anyway this is to funny. Good luck.:rotf:

[Marcarl]

Just think about all the pension money those little critters will be paying in the years to come so that you can draw it out. I know, I know, you paid enough yourself already eh? news for you then: that's all gone already:rotf:

Be a HAPPY SANTA

[hipshot]

OUCH! got to go get stitches in my tongue!

be right back!

just jt

[Guest Mackinawman]

Give it yer all Bro!

Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!

[GigaWhiskey]

OUCH! got to go get stitches in my tongue!

be right back!

just jt

 

Staples and duck tape too!

[eagleeye]

Sooooooooo,your saying that your getting your own special little rug rat?

 

Love it,

 

Steve

[RedRider]

Sounds like you will be shaving next Thanksgiving to avoid this duty next year.

 

RR

 

Merry Christmas, Santa

[WIKD]

Karma, ain't it a *****.:rotf:

I feel sorry for you Thom, I'm right there with you when it comes to kids which means I'm never growing a white beard.

[Stanman]

I would say the kids are out of luck; no Santa this year. There's no chance in HE** I would do it!!!!

[Venturous Randy]

I know how you feel thom, I go in to a restaurant and ask for non smoking - non kids.

RandyA

[Kregerdoodle]

hahaha God works in Mysterious ways !!! :rotf:

 

Merry Christmas !!!

[BoomerCPO]

I played Santa one year for a bunch of military dependent kids. They were all well mannered and we had a great time.....but one of em still peed on my lap................

[wolfman1]

:rotf::rotf::rotf: ...LOL.... Too funny!

 

I call em all "Members of the F.F.A." (Future Felons of America). If you look close when they're newly born, you can still see the FFA brand on their foreheads. After a few day, it kinda diasppears. It morph's into behavior a few months later. One of the signs you'll find, is that they're liable to pee in your lap!

 

I've always thought that there need to be kid free restaurants. Kids are great if they're kept hidden till at least 18 years old.

 

Steve

[Sweetnothing]

Thom,

You can do it!! Just remember they are coming there to see you!! And Christmas only comes once a year!!:rotf:

I wish I could find a Santa suit for Brad to wear for my sisters babies in Houston!!:rotf:

[Bubber]

WWJD

 

Drink the rum before you go. GOOD LUCK consider it character building.

 

from the frozen north

Bubber (Minnesota)

[KiteSquid]

(snip)and i am the only fat guy with a white beard.

 

 

 

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[Squidley]

I'm not laughing at you Thom...I'm laughing with you

....but you just dont know that your laughing :rotf::rotf: