dingy Posted June 18, 2011 #1 Posted June 18, 2011 WOMEN A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible... No wait...Sorry. I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that crap. Never mind.
Marcarl Posted June 18, 2011 #2 Posted June 18, 2011 I was starting to wonder,,,,,, has Gary gone completely off his rocker????? Thank goodness you came to your senses in time, or the white coats would have been there, right pronto!!!
Yammer Dan Posted June 19, 2011 #3 Posted June 19, 2011 I hope the Warden don't see this one Gary!! You trying to get me hurt???
KarlS Posted June 19, 2011 #4 Posted June 19, 2011 No wonder I like Rebel Yell Sour Mash Bourbon so much. So smooth and makes everything look better.
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