Who is jack schitt

[E-Fishin-C]

WHO IS JACK SCHITT?

 

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

 

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack

Schitt'!

Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an

intellectual way.

 

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer

magnate, who married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.

They had one son, Jack.

 

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple

produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull

Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

 

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high

school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.

Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living

with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe

Schitt Sherlock.

 

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a

rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six

children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout

childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual

ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens

nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

 

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.

He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

 

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt', you can correct them.

 

Sincerely,

Crock O. Schitt

:rotfl::rotfl:

[Yammer Dan]

Are you related to Fulla??:rotfl:

[gunboat]

man thats a lot of schitts

[saddlebum]

Did you read all of that off the old outhouse wall in one sittng :rotfl:Wonder how long it took the other guy to carve it into the walls

[winston66]

I reckon that what has just been so elequently discribed is nothing other than the long lost relative,

BEING, GOOD SCHITT, In Person.

 

:rotf::cool10::bighug:

[Midicat]

My stomach hurts from laughing so hard after reading that!

 

Thomas

[Hobscotch]

And so it was said that each of the Schitts went to college. A smattering received their bull schitt (BS) degrees, while some received degrees of more schitt (MS), and there were two who received the coveted piled higher and deeper (PhD) degree.

 

[Marcarl]

Haven't often met Jack,,, but Dontgivea I meet on a regular basis.

[Sheradan]

Back when I was racing, my crew always reminded me I had never met Jack, and I should just drive the stupid car.

[Stache]

And, of course, all of them work in the family business, a comedy club......

 

yup......

 

you guessed it......

 

Schitts and Giggles

[Globewalker]

ha funny

and I heard that The Schitt-Happens children were ‘unplanned’ and some real little squirts

[fishrepair]

Not that I give a Schitt but it sounds to me like you all sure know your schitt.

[CaptainJoe]

What about the younger Schitt, you know the one that went to bars every night.

Believe his name was Schitt, Faced...