Bumper Stickers - Some Old, Some New!

[Nemo]

I don't have a License to kill. I have a Learner's Permit.

Keep honking while I reload.

Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!

Madness takes it's toll. Please have exact change.

5 days a week my body's a temple. The other 2, an Amusement Park.

Earth FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later.

Your child may be an Honor Student, but you're still an Idiot!

If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.

If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.

Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.

Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.

Wife keeps complaining. I never hear her ... Or something like that.

Sure, you can trust the Government! Just ask an Indian.

Alcohol and Calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

If we are what we eat, I'm cheap, fast, and easy.

[Scooter Bob]

PETA, People Eating Tasty Animals