BoomerCPO Posted May 10, 2011 #1 Posted May 10, 2011 While hiking down along the border this morning, Owen saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River ; he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying. Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back. If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown. Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress, Owen informed the El Paso County Sheriff's Office and Homeland Security. It is now 4 pm, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded. Owen now realizes that he wasted 2 stamps.
Owen Posted May 10, 2011 #2 Posted May 10, 2011 I don't get it... I'm sure you too would have notified the authorities...
Owen Posted May 10, 2011 #4 Posted May 10, 2011 (edited) So... I was walking down the road the other day and noticed, out in the middle of a corn field, Boomer's brother and two pigmies fishing. Dangdist thing I ever saw! A little further down the road I pass Boomer and stopped to tell him about his missing pigmies and his brother standing in a corn field fishing. He said 'yea I know, their not too bright, I'm on my way to get my boat to save them before they drown!' ... Edited May 10, 2011 by Owen
BoomerCPO Posted May 10, 2011 Author #5 Posted May 10, 2011 :rotf: :rotf: Boomer.....who is polling the pygmies for a proper response to this....
BoomerCPO Posted May 10, 2011 Author #7 Posted May 10, 2011 Did they catch anything??? Yes they did....Dryland crawfish....the big ones that runts like Owen can't handle. Boomer....who sez them folks in Houston have a ways to go in learning how ta eat Gourmet Cajun food.
Ponch Posted May 12, 2011 #8 Posted May 12, 2011 boomer....who sez them folks in houston have a ways to go in learning how ta eat gourmet cajun food. [attach]56545[/attach] Red beans & rice [attach]56546[/attach] Gumbo [attach]56547[/attach] Key Lime Pie & Peanut Butter Pie Me & Da Squid had some today.
RandyR Posted May 12, 2011 #9 Posted May 12, 2011 wierd. Never seen pie with pickles on it like that before. Must be a Texas thing?
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