Problem with my ear.....

[BoomerCPO]

Ear Infection... This is so true!

 

They always ask at the doctor's reception why you are there, and you

have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is

embarrassing.

There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you

tell her what is wrong with you, in a room full of other patients.

I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old

guy handled it.

 

A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.

The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'

 

'There's something wrong with my Penis, he replied.

 

The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a

crowded waiting room and say things like that.'

 

'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in

this room full of people.

You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or

something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in

private.'

 

The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of

strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.'

 

The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.

 

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes?'

 

'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.

 

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken

her advice.

'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'

 

'I can't pee of it,' he replied.

 

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

 

 

Mess with seniors and you're going to lose!

Edited May 5, 2011 by Eck
changed a few words to soften the joke- pun is same.

[Reddog170]

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[Yammer Dan]

Experience works..:rotfl: