BEER30 Posted May 4, 2011 Share #26 Posted May 4, 2011 What stumps me is that customs has done Annie really rotten. She wants to leave on time to make it to the USA for everybody to see her blossoms. Her roots are still belong to Australia, however she's willing to branch out. Everybody wood love to see her and shady ole' man. Someone in the Australian Branch of Government is a real sap! I bet you if you Bark enough and place a few knots on top of their heads, then make them walk the plank, they will wavier. Remember to kick them from behind and tell them Twiggy did it ! BEER30 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Owl Posted May 4, 2011 Share #27 Posted May 4, 2011 (edited) I will bough to your desire to quit with the wood jokes. Woodn't want to rub Yew against the grain. Now, did you know that when Henry Ford first started building autos, he had very strict dimensions for the size of the crates used to ship the motors. Then, when the motors arrived at the factory, the workers would disassembly the crates and use the wood for the floor in the car. So, just maybe them custom guys thought you were up to doing something nefarious. Edited May 4, 2011 by Black Owl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThomWill Posted May 4, 2011 Share #28 Posted May 4, 2011 When I first saw all the wood jokes, I was tempted to split but did not want to get burned. But I fell in with the rest of the variations on the theme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aussie Annie Posted May 5, 2011 Author Share #29 Posted May 5, 2011 :rotf::rotf::rotf::rotf::rotf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG TOM Posted May 5, 2011 Share #30 Posted May 5, 2011 This thread is so funny ,I thought I'D SPLINTER my guts out laughing......... :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcarl Posted May 5, 2011 Share #31 Posted May 5, 2011 What stumps me is that customs has done Annie really rotten. She wants to leave on time to make it to the USA for everybody to see her blossoms. Her roots are still belong to Australia, however she's willing to branch out. Everybody wood love to see her and shady ole' man. Someone in the Australian Branch of Government is a real sap! I bet you if you Bark enough and place a few knots on top of their heads, then make them walk the plank, they will wavier. Remember to kick them from behind and tell them Twiggy did it ! BEER30 So why are you focusing on her blossoms? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEER30 Posted May 5, 2011 Share #32 Posted May 5, 2011 So why are you focusing on her blossoms? Uh.........Aren't you a Male or just an old stick in the mud ? BEER30 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDunc Posted May 5, 2011 Share #33 Posted May 5, 2011 I'm just glad to see that all the PINING has stopped and the ride looks like a go... FIR sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stache Posted May 5, 2011 Share #34 Posted May 5, 2011 Glad the ride is a go. Eye protection is important. wear your Oakleys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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