Geography of a woman

[saddlebum]

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

 

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like

Africa

- half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

 

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like

Europe

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well-developed and open to trade, especially

for something of real value.

 

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like

Spain

- very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.

 

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like

Greece

& gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

 

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like

Great Britain,

with a glorious and all-conquering past...

 

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like

Israel -

has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.

 

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like

Canada -

cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

 

After 70, she becomes

Tibet

- wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

 

Between 1 and 80, a man is like

Iran -

ruled by a couple of nuts

 

THE END

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[1joeranger]

I thought it was after 70 a women is like Louisiana. Everybody knows it's down there but nobody really cares!

[Marcarl]

So when does a woman become Dutch?

[GolfVenture]

Hey, What about the Asian couintries? Tibet is close but no cigar.

[SilvrT]

I thought it was after 70 a women is like Louisiana. Everybody knows it's down there but nobody really cares!

 

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[Yammer Dan]

Warden wanted to know where I thought she fit in there!!! I pull some good ones every now and then but I ain't completely brain dead!!!!