Gunpowder Grandad

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An old cowboy counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life

the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal every

morning. The grandson did this religiously to the age of 103.

 

When he died, he left . . .

 

14 children,

 

30 grand-children,

 

45 great grandchildren,

 

25 great-great grand children,

 

and a 15 foot hole where the crematorium used to be